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Easter Candies, Ranked
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Kelsey McKinney
March 31, 2024
Life Lessons
My Sweet Tooth
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Drew Magary
February 29, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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A Brief But Convincing Defense Of Snobbery
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November 22, 2022
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One Last Halloween In The Candy Trenches
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November 1, 2022
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Candy Canes Are Shit
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December 21, 2021
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Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money
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November 1, 2021