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Lauren Theisen

A view of the scoreboard after the ninth inning with zero Red Sox hits

The Rays Almost Broke The Concept Of A No-Hitter

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Chris Thompson

By God, The Time To Beat The Shift Is Upon Us

Seiya Suzuki Already Has The Boom

Ray Ratto

Roki Sasaki Is Still Perfect

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It’s Good When Announcers Are Kind Of Silly

David Roth

Shohei Otani, seen in this image keeping a positive approach near the Distraction logo.

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Everybody Loves Vlad, Even The Men He Destroys

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Jarrett Seidler

Wander Franco receives congratulations in the dugout after scoring against the Orioles.

The International Draft Solves A Problem Of MLB’s Own Making

Guillermo Heredia is interfered with in a rundown

Goofy Baseball Blowouts Are Back

Cincinnati Reds team president Phil Castellini, seen here preparing to make an ass of himself on TV.

Reds President And CFO Asks Fans To Consider Whether Maybe This Is Actually All Their Fault

Alec Bohm reacts after committing an error

Alec Bohm Made Some Errors But It Was OK

Albert Burneko

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. homers against the Texas Rangers, April 10 2022

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Sent A Baseball To Baseball Hell For All Time

What’s Left To Root For When Winning Isn’t Part Of The Plan?

26Sep 1995: General view of outfield shadow during a San Francisco Giants practice at 3Com Park in San Francisco, California. Mandatory Credit: Otto Greule /Allsport

MLB Says It’ll Expand Its Audience By Making Baseball Harder To Watch

The Orioles Mangled The One Nice Thing About Their Whole Shitty Baseball Operation

Tom Ley

MLB Finally Found A Good Way To Use Technology

Juan Soto after hitting a home run against the Marlins in September of 2021, also seemingly looking at the Distraction logo.

The Karkovice Identity, With Tim Marchman

Barry Petchesky

Wait, Second Base Has Been WHERE This Whole Time?

Dwight Howard grimacing Dwight Howardishly next to the Distraction logo.

The Art Of Aging Gracelessly, With Ray Ratto

There Is No $10 Million Club, Bob! Stop This!

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

Phillies Defense Already In Midseason Form

Seiya Suzuki Is Coming To Belt Dingers All Over America

Laura Wagner

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 19: Los Angeles Dodgers fans cheer during Game 3 of the National League Championship Series against the Atlanta Braves at Dodger Stadium on October 19, 2021 in Los Angeles, California.