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artificial intelligence
The Machines
With The Power Of AI, Information Can Pour Straight Through Your Skull And Onto The Ground Without Ever Slowing
By
Albert Burneko
August 12, 2026
356
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This Is So Stupid
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Patrick Redford
August 6, 2026
172
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Arts And Culture
Darren Aronofsky’s AI Videos Are A Fitting Tribute To America, I Guess
By
Nicholas Russell
July 3, 2026
73
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This Is So Stupid
It’s Time To Begin Safeguarding The Future Against Our Intelligent Teddy Bear
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Drew Magary
June 12, 2026
97
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NFL
The New York Jets Will Now Try Being “AI-First”
By
David Roth
May 28, 2026
268
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The Machines
Wow! America’s Graduating Seniors Really Fucking Hate AI!
By
Drew Magary
May 20, 2026
540
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The Machines
You Should Never Be The Most Sycophantic Participant In A Conversation With A Chatbot
By
Albert Burneko
May 5, 2026
323
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The Machines
Why Would You Ask AI To Tell The Story Of Your Own Life?
By
Albert Burneko
April 10, 2026
269
Comments
The Machines
Something Of Moderate Size And Importance Is Happening
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Post-Postdoc
February 24, 2026
210
Comments
The Machines
Who’s Responsible For Elon Musk’s Idiot Chatbot Producing On-Demand Child Sexual Abuse Material?
By
Albert Burneko
January 2, 2026
182
Comments
Funbag
Am I A Shitty Person For Using AI At Work?
By
Drew Magary
November 4, 2025
523
Comments
The Machines
Soon ChatGPT Will Be Able To Botch Math Problems And Encourage Self-Harm… In A Sexy Way
By
Albert Burneko
October 15, 2025
294
Comments
This Is So Stupid
Donald Trump Posts Fake Video Of Himself Promoting Fake Medical Technology In Fake News Segment
By
Albert Burneko
September 28, 2025
250
Comments
The Machines
Mark Zuckerberg Demonstrates That His AI Smart Glasses Suck And Don’t Work
By
Patrick Redford
September 18, 2025
328
Comments
The Machines
Butlerian Jihad Now
By
Albert Burneko
August 27, 2025
254
Comments
Capital
Toward A Theory Of Kevin Roose
By
Albert Burneko
June 18, 2025
248
Comments
The Machines
When An AI Agent Tries To Kill You, Who Goes To Jail?
By
Post-Postdoc
June 17, 2025
154
Comments
Journalismism
Journalism’s Slop Crisis Started Long Before That AI-Generated Summer Insert
By
Diana Moskovitz
May 21, 2025
115
Comments
The Machines
Chicago Sun-Times And Philadelphia Inquirer Publish Huge Summer Insert Of Pure, Uncut Chatbot Slop [UPDATE]
By
Albert Burneko
May 20, 2025
322
Comments
The Machines
Elon Musk’s Idiot Chatbot Goes Full Boer
By
Albert Burneko
May 15, 2025
245
Comments
The Machines
Only Kevin Roose’s Editors Despise Him More Than I Do
By
Albert Burneko
April 25, 2025
213
Comments
Media Meltdowns
Henry Blodget Invents, Hires, Sexually Harasses, Blogs About Nonexistent AI Subordinate
By
Albert Burneko
April 22, 2025
217
Comments
NBA
The Mavericks Don’t Want To Talk About Their Creepy AI Video In Which Anthony Davis Points A Gun At His Head
By
Tom Ley
March 21, 2025
235
Comments
The Machines
Glossy, Gunky And Ready In Minutes: AI Meal Recipes Are Overrunning The Internet
By
Ali Domrongchai
February 21, 2025
248
Comments
The Machines
Salesforce Is Using A Hallucination To Sell AI
By
Alan Kluegel
February 7, 2025
402
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