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This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NFL
Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What
77
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Politics
Which U.S. Presidents Could Parallel Park? An Investigation
274
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Dan McQuade
November 18, 2021
This Is So Stupid
All Of My Problems With The Name “Ultimate”
251
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
59
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Dan McQuade
November 14, 2021
NBA
As True Men Of Punching, Rudy Gobert And I Stand Ready And Willing To Fight All Comers
128
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Chris Thompson
November 12, 2021
College Basketball
I Will Create A Winning Basketball Program At The University Of Austin
379
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David Roth
November 9, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling This Afternoon?
115
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 7, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Tonight?
70
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Tom Ley
October 31, 2021
College Basketball
Bob Huggins Wants To Eliminate The Wrong Part Of March Madness
117
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Albert Burneko
October 21, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
128
Comments
Lauren Theisen
October 17, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Reverse Baseball!
130
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 14, 2021
WNBA
Candace Parker Simply Loves Getting Trampled
25
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
October 11, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
229
Comments
Tom Ley
October 11, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Why Won’t These Squinting Football Coaches Wear Corrective Lenses?
119
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Kelsey McKinney
October 7, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Where Were You When Giancarlo Stanton Socked This Epic Out-Of-The-Park Dinger Against The Red Sox?
105
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Chris Thompson
October 6, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
198
Comments
Tom Ley
October 1, 2021
NFL
Tom Brady Looks Like Crud Today
155
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 30, 2021
NBA
Glenn Greenwald Demonstrates Breathtaking Ignorance In Stunningly Arrogant Screed About Vaccine Hesitancy
297
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 29, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
126
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 26, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Who Is The Real @ScottBears?
164
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
September 24, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
145
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Lauren Theisen
September 19, 2021
MLB
Throw These Slow-Playing Bozos In Baseball Jail
98
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 17, 2021
Science
Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination
138
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Chris Thompson
September 14, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
234
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Lauren Theisen
September 13, 2021
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