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Senators Week

Shane Pinto’s First Career Goal Highlights Sens’ Beatdown Of Habs

Senators Week

Who Was Lady Byng, And What Was Her Deal?

Senators Week

When Dominik Hasek Was A Senator, Everything Went Wrong

Senators Week

What Has Guy Boucher Been Up To Since His Players Joked In A Car About How Much The Senators Sucked?

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

The Original Ottawa Senators Were Winners, But Their Uniforms Were Not

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

Tom Wilson Lightly Disciplined For Breaching Decorum, Much Like When The U.S. Senate Censured Francophobic Massachusetts Federalist Timothy Pickering

Senators Week

Which U.S. Senator Would Most Thoroughly Be Obliterated By A Single Check From Brady Tkachuk?

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

Sens Prolong Jets’ Woes With Thrilling, Tenacious 2-1 Win

Senators Week

How Could You Not Like The Drake?

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The Senators’ “Baby Giraffe” Could Be The Answer

Senators Week

The Ottawa Senators Have Even Failed At Truly Sucking

May 3, 2021
Senators Week

Sens Rookie Josh Norris Tries To Bring “Competitiveness Every Game”

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Here’s Chris Chelios Fighting A Bunch Of Legends, Because Why Not

April 28, 2021
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Old Man Zdeno Chara Keeps Trying To Beat Up Matt Martin

April 28, 2021
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There Is Now Only One Thing I Want From This Weird NHL Season, And I Want It More Than Anything

April 25, 2021
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The Blue Jackets Have Broken Poor Elvis Merzlikins

April 23, 2021
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The Canadiens Made A Big Bet On Josh Anderson, And It’s Winning Them Games

April 22, 2021
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You Can Only Contain Connor McDavid For So Long

April 20, 2021
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I’ve Seen Anthony Mantha Do This Before, And You Won’t Like What Comes Next

April 19, 2021
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The Canucks Aren’t Ready For Their Comeback

April 15, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Everyone Reading This Beat Writer’s Insanely Worded Tweet Understands It Completely. Or At Least Is Capable Of Understanding Written Language.

April 14, 2021
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The Predators Are Winning Like Crazy Just To Tread Water

April 14, 2021
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David Rittich Forgot He Blue Himself

April 14, 2021
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Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings

April 13, 2021
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The Bruins Got Taylor Hall For A Song

April 12, 2021
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