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Watch Ajax Hogtie VVV-Venlo, Strap Them To A Rocket Ship, Launch The Ship Into Outer Space, Load Up Another Rocket With Nukes, And Fly The Second Rocket Into The First, Causing An Explosion Of Gory Radiance The Likes Of Which The Eredivisie Has Never Before Seen
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Billy Haisley
October 25, 2020
Soccer
Barcelona And Sergio Busquets Are No Longer Made For Each Other
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 25, 2020
Soccer
A Modest Suggestion Regarding The Art Of The Soccer Highlight Reel
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Patrick Redford
October 23, 2020
Soccer
Real Madrid, Once The King Of Europe, Is Now Pure Ass
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Billy Haisley
October 22, 2020
Soccer
Bayern Munich Looks Set To Steamroll Europe Again
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 22, 2020
Soccer
Gio Reyna Is Picking Up Steam
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Patrick Redford
October 21, 2020
Soccer
Vivianne Miedema Has Set The Women’s Super League On Fire
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 20, 2020
Soccer
Harry Kane Is Back On His Bullshit
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Billy Haisley
October 19, 2020
Soccer
Merseyside Derby Proves That VAR Gets It Wrong Even When It Gets It Right
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 19, 2020
Soccer
Robert Lewandowski Is The Best, Ballon d’Or Be Damned
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 15, 2020
Soccer
Everton’s Dominic Calvert-Lewin Is Making The Leap
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 9, 2020
Soccer
Coronavirus Is Once Again Coming For European Soccer
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Billy Haisley
October 8, 2020
Soccer
Lawsuit Between Cristiano Ronaldo And Woman Who Accused Him Of Rape Set For Bench Trial
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 7, 2020
Soccer
Arsenal Mascot Gunnersaurus Axed, Possibly Brought Back By Mesut Özil
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Dan McQuade
October 6, 2020
Soccer
Manchester United Got Its Teeth Kicked Down Its Throat And Then Liverpool Got Disemboweled On Live TV And It Was Amazing (Unless You Root For One Of Them)
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 5, 2020
Soccer
This Dumb Goal Could Only Happen In The Cursed Europa League
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 2, 2020
Soccer
This Implausible 90th-Minute Goal Should Probably Have Been Disallowed
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Dan McQuade
October 1, 2020
Soccer
Barcelona Just Signed Sergiño Dest (He’s American! Seriously! An American! On Barcelona!), And I’m Losing My Mind
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Billy Haisley
October 1, 2020
Soccer
Landon Donovan’s USL Team Leaves Field After Gay Player Allegedly Gets Called “Batty Boy,” One Week After Another Player Got Called The N-Word
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Lauren Theisen
October 1, 2020
Soccer
Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory
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Patrick Redford
September 29, 2020
Soccer
Jack Grealish Is Flying, And It Might Be Enough To Lift Aston Villa Out Of The Trash Can
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 29, 2020
Soccer
Ansu Fati Has Barcelona Looking Back To The Future
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Billy Haisley
September 29, 2020
Soccer
VAR And The New Handball Rule Form A Two-Headed Monster That Is Terrorizing The Premier League
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 28, 2020
Soccer
Luis Suárez Gave Barcelona Just As Much As It Gave Him
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Billy Haisley
September 25, 2020
Soccer
Italian University Under Investigation For Helping Luis Suárez Cheat On Citizenship Test
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 24, 2020
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