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The USMNT’s Loss To Colombia Was A Comprehensive Embarrassment
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Patrick Redford
June 9, 2024
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Remembering Grant Wahl, America’s Greatest Soccer Writer
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Alex Belth
June 6, 2024
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Real Madrid Plays Itself
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Billy Haisley
June 6, 2024
Soccer
Lily Yohannes Is The Truth
38
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Patrick Redford
June 6, 2024
Soccer
Real Madrid Is Bulletproof
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 2, 2024
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Buy The T-Shirt, Not The Jersey
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Ray Ratto
May 30, 2024
Soccer
Ademola Lookman’s Time Has Finally Come
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Billy Haisley
May 24, 2024
Soccer
Xavi, Who Quit And Then Un-Quit And Then Was Maybe Gonna Get Fired, Is Now Fired
25
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Albert Burneko
May 24, 2024
Soccer
West Ham’s Lucas Paquetá Charged With Betting Breaches
43
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 24, 2024
Soccer
Manchester City Is Power
158
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Billy Haisley
May 21, 2024
Soccer
Arsenal Loses The League With Its Head Held High
136
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Patrick Redford
May 20, 2024
Soccer
Liverpool Gave Jürgen Klopp The Finale He Deserved
61
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 20, 2024
Soccer
Xavi, Who Once Went All “You Can’t Fire Me, Because I Quit!” Before Then Deciding To Stay, Is Maybe About To Get Fired
22
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Billy Haisley
May 17, 2024
Soccer
Eberechi Eze And Michael Olise Have Meant Everything To Crystal Palace
16
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Billy Haisley
May 15, 2024
Soccer
A Backup Goalkeeper Might Have Ended The Premier League Title Race
115
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 15, 2024
Soccer
Real Madrid Did It Again
65
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 9, 2024
Soccer
Borussia Dortmund Knocked PSG Out By The Grace Of Millimeters
77
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 8, 2024
Soccer
The Game Has Once Again Passed David Moyes By
56
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 7, 2024
Soccer
Real Madrid Goes Where Toni Kroos Leads
36
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 2, 2024
Soccer
Mooted Salary Cap Threatens To Drag Premier League Further Into Hell, American Style
73
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Ray Ratto
April 30, 2024
Soccer
I Love Rooting For These Pieces Of Shit
94
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Tom Ley
April 25, 2024
Soccer
Xavi Isn’t Leaving Barcelona After All
37
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Albert Burneko
April 25, 2024
Soccer
Ollie Watkins Has Taken Himself And Aston Villa To The Summit
31
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Billy Haisley
April 23, 2024
Soccer
Troll God Emi Martínez Shows Once Again Why He Is The Penalty Shootout King
69
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Billy Haisley
April 19, 2024
Soccer
PSG And Barcelona Turned A Champions League Feast Into A Soggy Appetizer
33
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Billy Haisley
April 18, 2024
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