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Lindsey Horan Headed The USWNT Into Its Next Era
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Tom Ley
March 11, 2024
Soccer
Mexico Finally Killed Off The Old USWNT For Good
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Patrick Redford
February 27, 2024
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Soccer
The Wildest Soccer Match Of The Week Was Between Two Teams That Didn’t Even Play Each Other
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Billy Haisley
December 7, 2023
Soccer
Sergiño Dest Lost His Damn Mind
79
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 21, 2023
Soccer
The USMNT Only Has One Gio Reyna
54
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Billy Haisley
November 19, 2023
Soccer
Reunited With Kidnapped Father, Luis Díaz Took On Brazil And Won
25
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 17, 2023
Soccer
Japan Is For Real
31
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Billy Haisley
November 16, 2023
Soccer
Emma Hayes Knows What American Soccer Needs
51
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Billy Haisley
November 15, 2023
Soccer
Saudi Arabia Will Host The 2034 World Cup
205
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 31, 2023
Soccer
The USMNT Once Again Played The Best
70
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 15, 2023
Soccer
Julie Ertz Was The USWNT
48
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Tom Ley
September 22, 2023
Soccer
Spain Fills Women’s National Team Roster By Promising A Festival Of Beheadings
78
Comments
Tom Ley
September 20, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Soccer Federation Has Once Again Barfed Into Its Own Pants
112
Comments
Tom Ley
September 19, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns
147
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 11, 2023
Soccer
Spain Dumps Women’s Team Coach Jorge Vilda, At Long Last
87
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 5, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Women’s National Team Is Winning Again
123
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 28, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Shows The Whole World Spain’s Entire Ass
237
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 25, 2023
Soccer
It’s The Light That Lasts
31
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Put His Disgusting Mark On The World Cup
108
Comments
Tom Ley
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Players Earned This World Cup
144
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 20, 2023
Soccer
Aitana Bonmatí Can’t Win
63
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 16, 2023
Soccer
Sam Kerr Struck, But England Squeezed
98
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Ray Ratto
August 16, 2023
Soccer
Spain Rode A Thunderbolt Into The World Cup Final
72
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Ray Ratto
August 15, 2023
Soccer
When Your Coach Sucks, Everybody Loses
52
Comments
Abigail Segel
August 14, 2023
Soccer
Salma Paralluelo Shook The Netherlands Out Of The World Cup
52
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 11, 2023
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