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Put Buffalo In The West And Then Put The Sabres In The Playoffs
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Lauren Theisen
January 4, 2023
NHL
Connor Bedard Is Your Shitty Team’s Savior
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Lauren Theisen
January 3, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
This Is So Stupid
The NHL Winter Classic Should Be Baseball Now
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Kelsey McKinney
January 2, 2023
NHL
I Want Elmer Söderblom To Succeed Because He Is So Big
64
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Lauren Theisen
December 22, 2022
NHL
Playing Against The Hurricanes Sucks
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Lauren Theisen
December 21, 2022
This Is So Stupid
All This Spending Is Destroying The Sport
80
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Ray Ratto
December 21, 2022
NHL
Alex Ovechkin Is Vintage
133
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Barry Petchesky
December 14, 2022
NHL
The NHL’s Digital Board Ads Have To Go
155
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Lauren Theisen
December 13, 2022
NHL
Let Tage Thompson Go For Seven, You Cowards
36
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Ray Ratto
December 8, 2022
NHL
When The Going Gets Tough, Jacob Trouba Gets Nasty
97
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Lauren Theisen
December 6, 2022
NHL
Kirill Kaprizov Is The Scourge Of The Shootout
20
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Lauren Theisen
December 5, 2022
NHL
Arizona Has A Chance To Reject The Coyotes Once And For All
172
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Lauren Theisen
November 30, 2022
NHL
Seventeen Damn Goals!
95
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Ray Ratto
November 30, 2022
NHL
Jason Robertson Is Our New Scoring King
21
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Lauren Theisen
November 29, 2022
NHL
The Buffalo Sabres Are Back! (At The Bottom Of The Standings)
35
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Lauren Theisen
November 17, 2022
NHL
It Takes A Big Fan To Admit They Were Wrong
54
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Barry Petchesky
November 13, 2022
NHL
Trevor Zegras Is One Unlucky Duck
42
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Lauren Theisen
November 10, 2022
NHL
All Of Canada Shall Tremble Before New Jersey’s Might
75
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Lauren Theisen
November 9, 2022
NHL
Z Is For Zam- … Oh No! It’s Broken!
128
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Kelsey McKinney
November 9, 2022
NHL
The Bruins Did Everything Wrong
241
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Barry Petchesky
November 7, 2022
NHL
You’re Allowed To Not Sign A Guy
232
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Barry Petchesky
November 4, 2022
NHL
The Blues Need A Better Binnington
28
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Lauren Theisen
November 1, 2022
NHL
The Sabres Might Have Something Here
52
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Barry Petchesky
November 1, 2022
NHL
Epiphany For The Devils
61
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Lauren Theisen
October 31, 2022
NHL
Sometimes You Have To Embrace The Spectacle
103
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Justin Ellis
October 30, 2022
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