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Lauren Theisen

Here’s Chris Chelios Fighting A Bunch Of Legends, Because Why Not

Old Man Zdeno Chara Keeps Trying To Beat Up Matt Martin

Barry Petchesky

TORONTO, ON - FEBRUARY 15: Artem Anisimov #51 of the Ottawa Senators skates against the Toronto Maple Leafs during an NHL game at Scotiabank Arena on February 15, 2021 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The Senators defeated the Maple Leafs 6-5 in overtime. (Photo by Claus Andersen/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Artem Anisimov

There Is Now Only One Thing I Want From This Weird NHL Season, And I Want It More Than Anything

The Blue Jackets Have Broken Poor Elvis Merzlikins

The Canadiens Made A Big Bet On Josh Anderson, And It’s Winning Them Games

You Can Only Contain Connor McDavid For So Long

I’ve Seen Anthony Mantha Do This Before, And You Won’t Like What Comes Next

The Canucks Aren’t Ready For Their Comeback

Albert Burneko

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 27: Ryan O'Reilly #90 of the St. Louis Blues warms up before their game against the San Jose Sharks at SAP Center on February 27, 2021 in San Jose, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Media Meltdowns

Everyone Reading This Beat Writer’s Insanely Worded Tweet Understands It Completely. Or At Least Is Capable Of Understanding Written Language.

Viktor Arvidsson and Roman Josi celebrate after a goal

The Predators Are Winning Like Crazy Just To Tread Water

TORONTO, ON - APRIL 13: David Rittich #33 of the Toronto Maple Leafs protects the corner against the Calgary Flames during an NHL game at Scotiabank Arena on April 13, 2021 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Claus Andersen/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** David Rittich

David Rittich Forgot He Blue Himself

Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY - MARCH 16: Taylor Hall #4 of the Buffalo Sabres skates against the New Jersey Devils at the Prudential Center on March 16, 2021 in Newark, New Jersey. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

The Bruins Got Taylor Hall For A Song

TORONTO, ON - APRIL 7: Jack Campbell #36 of the Toronto Maple Leafs is congratulated by teammate Auston Matthews #34 for breaking the consecutive win record for a Leaf against the Montreal Canadiens during an NHL game at Scotiabank Arena on April 7, 2021 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The Maple Leafs defeated the Canadiens 3-2. (Photo by Claus Andersen/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Jack Campbell; Auston Matthews

Jack Campbell Can’t Lose

The Canadiens Aren’t Thinking About Next Year

Justin Ellis

The NHL Has Made It Clear The COVID Outbreak On The Canucks Is Nothing To Worry About

How’s Your Lipreading?

Samer Kalaf

Nathan MacKinnon tosses Conor Garland's helmet back at his chest.

Nathan MacKinnon Got Ejected For Bonking A Guy With His Own Helmet

BUFFALO, NY - JANUARY 26: Jeff Skinner #53 of the Buffalo Sabres congratulates Linus Ullmark #35 after beating the New York Rangers at KeyBank Center on January 26 , 2021 in Buffalo, New York. (Photo by Kevin Hoffman/Getty Images)

The Sabres Are Winners

BUFFALO, NY - MARCH 18: Buffalo Sabres interim head coach Don Granato (left) and assistant coach Matt Ellis behind the bench during the game against the Boston Bruins at KeyBank Center on March 18, 2021 in Buffalo, New York. (Photo by Kevin Hoffman/Getty Images)

Give The Sabres The Stanley Cup Of Finding A Way To Lose

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 25: Goalie Mackenzie Blackwood #29 of the New Jersey Devils tends the net against the Washington Capitals during the second period at Capital One Arena on March 25, 2021 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Ooooh, Jack Edwards Is Mad

Ray Ratto

The New York Rangers celebrate an empty net goal by Kaapo Kakko #24 against the Buffalo Sabres as Colin Miller #33 skates past the net at Madison Square Garden on March 22, 2021 in New York City.

As Terrible As They Are, The Buffalo Sabres Are Not The Worst Team In NHL History

NHL Quickly Distances Itself From Referee Shenanigans

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 22: The New York Rangers celebrate a second period goal by Kaapo Kakko #24 against the Buffalo Sabres at Madison Square Garden on March 22, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

Oh, THERE’S Kaapo Kakko

Mika Zibanejad #93 and Pavel Buchnevich #89 of the New York Rangers

The Rangers, Without Their Coaches, Whooped The Flyers’ Asses