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This Thanksgiving, I Am A Christmas Guy

This Thanksgiving, I’m gonna start playing Christmas music the SECOND I wake up to start prepping that turkey. I’m gonna turn on the Macy’s Parade and then turn it off five minutes later because it sucks. I’m gonna eat ALL the peppermint bark.

MELKSHAM, UNITED KINGDOM - DECEMBER 01: Children look at the Christmas lights displayed on a house on December 1, 2008 in Melksham, England. The householder Alex Goodwind - who says he does it to raise money for charity after his mother died a few years ago - starts planning lights in July and has spent 3,000 GBP this year alone on the lights that are now estimated to be worth 30,000 GBP. Last year the bill for electricity was 700 GBP and the house had to have an uprated electricity supply installed to cope with the additional power needed. Donations from visitors to the spectacle raised over 2,000 GBP to local hospice Dorothy House. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

Bleed The Bastards Dry

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 12: Los Angeles Rams team owner Stan Kroenke and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell pose for a picture prior to a game against the Chicago Bears at SoFi Stadium on September 12, 2021 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Aaron Rodgers Must Show Toe [Update]

Matt Nagy, Lame Bear?

Giants Fire Guy Who Called This Masterpiece

Barry Petchesky

ARLINGTON, TEXAS - OCTOBER 10: Offensive Coordinator Jason Garrett of the New York Giants on the field before the game against the Dallas Cowboys at AT&T Stadium on October 10, 2021 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Wesley Hitt/Getty Images)

Not Even The Mannings Could Find Something Nice To Say About Daniel Jones

Thursday’s Real Turkey Is A Hideous Lions-Bears Matchup

There Has To Be Someone Better Than Tim Boyle

Jared Goff and Tim Boyle

Please, Please Don’t Punch Sweet Justin Herbert

Your Favorite Team Is Going To Blow It, Unless They’re Not

Dan McQuade

An Eagles fan puts her hands up in a "WHAT" motion

The Chargers, Somehow, Didn’t Out-Choke The Steelers

Luis Paez-Pumar

Mike Williams #81 of the Los Angeles Chargers breaks a tackle by Tre Norwood #21 of the Pittsburgh Steelers for a pass play touchdown during the fourth quarter of a game at SoFi Stadium on November 21, 2021 in Inglewood, California.

Enjoy The Cam Newton Encore For What It Is

Cam Newton roaring amid smoke machine effects while being introduced before the Panthers' Week 11 game.

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

This Is So Stupid

Guy Who Looks Like A Little Kid Who Just Got A Lollipop Kicks Game-Winning Field Goal For Vikings

Dan McQuade

Greg Joseph celebrates after hitting GW FG

Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What

The Bucs Don’t Have Any Answers About Antonio Brown’s Possibly Fake Vaccine Card

Luis Paez-Pumar

Antonio Brown #81 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers looks on during the second quarter against the Miami Dolphins at Raymond James Stadium on October 10, 2021 in Tampa, Florida.

What Would Happen Without The Video?

Diana Moskovitz

Zac Stacy of the Memphis Express warms up prior to the Alliance of American Football game against the San Diego Fleet at Liberty Bowl Memorial Stadium on March 02, 2019 in Memphis, Tennessee.

The Key Ingredient Is Ruthlessness, With Seth Wickersham

I Finally Quit Sports Talk Radio

Kelly Stafford, Who Threw Pretzel At Niners Fan: “Zero Excuse” For Throwing Pretzel At Niners Fan

Maitreyi Anantharaman

and

Patrick Redford

DETROIT, MI - SEPTEMBER 13: Kelly Stafford, wife of Matthew Stafford #9 of the Detroit Lions, appears next to Hall of Fame running back Barry Sanders in cutouts in the stands for the game against the Chicago Bears at Ford Field on September 13, 2020 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Nic Antaya/Getty Images)

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