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Someone, Please, Explain To Me What This Sentence Is Trying To Say
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2021
Media Meltdowns
ESPN Soccer Show Briefly Derailed By In-Studio Fart
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Samer Kalaf
August 22, 2021
NBA
Draymond Green And Kevin Durant Squeeze The Last Bit Of Juice From Their Old Argument
62
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Ray Ratto
August 19, 2021
Media Meltdowns
What Is Going On In The Baseball Men’s Brains?
253
Comments
Tom Ley
August 18, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Only I Know Why Chris Palmer Thought It A Good Idea To Tweet That Vanessa Bryant Doesn’t Know This Stupid Factoid About Her Dead Husband, And I’ll Never Tell
124
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 13, 2021
Media Meltdowns
The Myth Of Cops Overdosing From Touching Fentanyl Persists For A Reason
208
Comments
Dan McQuade
August 12, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Either Wirecutter Or I Are Doing Toilet Brush Ownership EXTREMELY Wrong
259
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 12, 2021
Media Meltdowns
CNN’s Brian Stelter Tries A New Job
144
Comments
Laura Wagner
August 11, 2021
Media Meltdowns
No One Needs To See The Face
113
Comments
Chris Thompson
August 11, 2021
NFL
What Does Tom Brady Think About The Vaccine? Nobody’s Asked Him.
150
Comments
Kalyn Kahler
August 5, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Vice To Employees: Real Quick, What Are Your Thoughts On Saudi Arabia?
189
Comments
Laura Wagner
July 28, 2021
NBA
Steve Novak Got Very Pissy About A Local Library Sign That Acknowledged Racism Exists
133
Comments
Patrick Redford
July 27, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Defector Has Concluded Its Investigation Of A Fart-Like Noise On A Basketball Podcast
79
Comments
Patrick Redford
July 23, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Giannis Antetokounmpo’s Championship Inspires Confusing Poetry
93
Comments
Laura Wagner
July 21, 2021
College Football
Deion Sanders Must Only Be Referred To As “His Coachness”
106
Comments
Samer Kalaf
July 21, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Perhaps We Have Run Out Of Sports Documentary Subjects
198
Comments
Tom Ley
July 19, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Defector Verifies Thomas Chatterton Williams
218
Comments
Laura Wagner
July 16, 2021
MLB
ESPN Has Found The Absolute Worst Way To Talk About The Absolute Coolest Stuff
135
Comments
David Roth
July 13, 2021
Media Meltdowns
This Is What Happens When ESPN Only Has One Pundit
263
Comments
Drew Magary
July 13, 2021
Interviews
An Interview With The Self-Published Author Who Is Trying To Destroy Twitter By Selling Books
89
Comments
Laura Wagner
July 9, 2021
MLB
Nick Castellanos Hit A Drive Into Deep Left Field, Which Is How You Know Something Grave Has Happened
131
Comments
Chris Thompson
July 6, 2021
NBA
The Blazers Really Don’t Want To Talk About This
133
Comments
Tom Ley
June 30, 2021
NBA
Scoopbrain Is A Contagious Illness
98
Comments
Chris Thompson
June 28, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Can The Uncanniness Of This Shams Charania Sentence Be Increased To A Higher Platform Of Such? A Focused Execution Of Scrutiny
112
Comments
Chris Thompson
June 22, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Experts: Albert Burneko Is Handsome And It’s Cool To Just Give Him Money
194
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 10, 2021
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