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Life's Rich Pageant
Can Andy Corren Do My Obit When The Time Comes?
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Ray Ratto
December 16, 2021
Racing
The Lottery In Secaucus
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Felix Kent
December 7, 2021
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Elder Wisdom
Giving Out Big Candy Bars On Halloween Was Worth The Money
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Dan McQuade
November 1, 2021
Running Towards Nothing
175
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Nicholas Russell
October 27, 2021
Elder Wisdom
Farewell To A Man’s Prose
128
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Giri Nathan
October 1, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Either Wirecutter Or I Are Doing Toilet Brush Ownership EXTREMELY Wrong
259
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Albert Burneko
August 12, 2021
Animals
If You Really Want A Dog, You Can Get A Damn Dog
240
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Tom Ley
July 20, 2021
Overexplained Lists
Worst Places To Get A Sunburn, Ranked
242
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Albert Burneko
July 4, 2021
Elder Wisdom
Lemme Explain The Sunscreen
174
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Drew Magary
June 29, 2021
NBA
A Grand Unified Theory For Achieving Total Basketball Enlightenment
66
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Jeremy Gordon
June 22, 2021
Elder Wisdom
The Dream Is To Be A Boring Asshole
246
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Drew Magary
June 11, 2021
Chefector
It Is Not Yet Tomato Time, Blasphemers
234
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Albert Burneko
June 7, 2021
Elder Wisdom
How Does Coachspeak Work?
90
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Felix Kent
June 4, 2021
Life Lessons
I Think I’m Done With T-Shirts
371
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Drew Magary
June 4, 2021
Elder Wisdom
Business Travel Is Meditation
256
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Drew Magary
May 13, 2021
Elder Wisdom
A Taxonomy Of LOLs
191
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Drew Magary
May 12, 2021
Life Lessons
It Never Ends Like It Should
165
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Craig Fehrman
April 12, 2021
Elder Wisdom
Old Things Are Old! That Includes You!
319
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Drew Magary
March 24, 2021
Elder Wisdom
Never Stop Singing
229
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Drew Magary
March 18, 2021
Life Lessons
You Must Have One Trick For The Baby
223
Comments
Chris Thompson
March 15, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Who Can Guess What Jeffrey Toobin Did Wrong? (Not So Fast, Malcolm Gladwell)
268
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Albert Burneko
December 15, 2020
Elder Wisdom
Let’s Just Do It And Be Legends. Let’s Make Pasta.
161
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Drew Magary
October 22, 2020
NBA
The Case For Elgin Baylor High School
46
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Dave McKenna
October 13, 2020
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