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Cape Verde supporters cheer on their team

Soccer

Cape Verde Deserved Better Than Whatever The Hell JP Dellacamera Was Doing

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Holding Portugal Hostage

College Football

Brendan Sorsby Decides To Make Himself The NFL’s Problem

OG Aununoby slides out of bounds after his tip-in

The Hand Of God Is In New York

England’s Happy To Keep Its Head Down For Now

Politics

Bari Weiss Even Worse At Her Job Than Previously Imagined

Report: Stupid Asshole Headed To New York To Ruin Everything

FIFA Will No Longer Allow Fans To Bring Water Into World Cup Stadiums

Media Meltdowns

Punk-Ass Loser Nick Bilton Fires Scott Pelley For Daring To Ask Him Questions

Atlantic Writer’s Son Offers Bold Advice To Democrats: Pretend To Be A Sports Moron

Sadio Mane and Pape Thiaw hold the AFCON trophy

Senegal’s Bringing A Good Team And Some Nasty Vibes To The World Cup

Boring Dunce Nick Bilton Hounded Out Of First Meeting With ’60 Minutes’ Staffers

Fernando Tatis Jr. looks relieved after hitting a homer

Fernando Tatis Jr. Finally Hit A Damn Homer

There’s No Hiding From The Spurs

Journalismism

Bari Weiss Hires Credulous Dope To Run ’60 Minutes’

A basketball game broadcast from a stupid angle

Enough With This Stupid Camera Angle

Josh Jacobs Arrested On Domestic Violence Charges

Timothee Chalamet, Kylie Jenner, Tracy Morgan sit courtside.

Rich People Mildly Inconvenienced By Clownish Organization

It’s All About Victor Wembanyama

The Knicks Made A Delicious Meal Out Of James Harden

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - MAY 17: Jarrett Allen #31 of the Cleveland Cavaliers dunks the ball against the Detroit Pistons during the third quarter in Game Seven of the Second Round of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs at Little Caesars Arena on May 17, 2026 in Detroit, Michigan. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)