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NFL
Aaron Rodgers Has Spoken With Jeg
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Tom Ley
April 12, 2024
NBA
This Is About As Wrong As 15 Seconds Of Basketball Can Go
110
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Tom Ley
April 10, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Defector Up All Night
Oh Fuck Me, Damian Lillard Is Wiggling The Wet Orb
285
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Tom Ley
April 9, 2024
College Basketball
Nobody’s In UConn’s League
178
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Tom Ley
April 9, 2024
NBA
The Bucks Are All Fucked Up
219
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Tom Ley
April 8, 2024
NBA
This Fucking Guy Is Going To Ruin My Life
162
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Tom Ley
April 3, 2024
College Basketball
Caitlin Clark Made It Look Easy
166
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Tom Ley
April 2, 2024
College Basketball
Everybody Loves DJ Burns
126
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Tom Ley
April 1, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Let’s Have A Spring Weekend Open Thread
817
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Tom Ley
March 30, 2024
NBA
The Game Doesn’t Change Until Dejounte Murray Says So
61
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Tom Ley
March 29, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Aaron Rodgers Forced To Remain In Current Role As Part-Time Attention-Getting Loser
347
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Tom Ley
March 26, 2024
MLB
Blake Snell’s Contract Looks Like Trouble
208
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Tom Ley
March 19, 2024
Media Meltdowns
Sports Illustrated May Yet Live
115
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Tom Ley
March 18, 2024
Arts And Culture
The Creators Of ‘The Octopus Murders’ Are Still In Its Grasp
42
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Tom Ley
March 15, 2024
NFL
Report: Aaron Rodgers Being Considered For Dream Job As Attention-Getting Loser
321
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Tom Ley
March 13, 2024
Women's Basketball
JMU And Marshall Played The Funniest Basketball Game Of The Season
45
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Tom Ley
March 12, 2024
Soccer
Lindsey Horan Headed The USWNT Into Its Next Era
37
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Tom Ley
March 11, 2024
NBA
Nikola Jokic And Aaron Gordon Are In Space
76
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Tom Ley
March 8, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Should A 47-Year-Old College Football Coach Attempt To Ride A Bull?
366
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Tom Ley
March 4, 2024
NBA
We Are Hurtling Toward The Age Of Wembanyama
147
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Tom Ley
March 1, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
What Do You Type Into YouTube?
410
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Tom Ley
February 28, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
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275
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Tom Ley
February 28, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Unforgiving. The Lightning Is Coming.
371
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Tom Ley
February 27, 2024
NFL
How Many Angry Fellas Does It Take To Dislodge Cam Newton’s Hat?
142
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Tom Ley
February 26, 2024
NBA
Jordan Poole Is Just Gonna Pass The Ball Right To—Oh No Fuck Me!
130
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Tom Ley
February 23, 2024
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