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The Canucks Aren’t Ready For Their Comeback

April 15, 2021

The Predators Are Winning Like Crazy Just To Tread Water

April 14, 2021

The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock

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Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings

April 13, 2021

The Masters Was Will Zalatoris’s Coming-Out Party

April 12, 2021

The Legend Of Akil Baddoo Grows By The Day

April 7, 2021

The Canadiens Aren’t Thinking About Next Year

April 6, 2021

NHL Quickly Distances Itself From Referee Shenanigans

March 24, 2021

College Basketball

USC’s Demolition Of Kansas Was The Scariest Performance Of The Tournament

March 23, 2021

College Basketball

Big Weirdo Cameron Krutwig Bowled Over Illinois For A Spot In The Sweet 16

March 21, 2021

College Basketball

Here’s Your Open Thread For Day One Of The Women’s Tourney

March 21, 2021

College Basketball

Texas Played The Clumsiest Game Of Basketball Ever And Still Almost Won

March 21, 2021

The Rangers, Without Their Coaches, Whooped The Flyers’ Asses

March 18, 2021

The Islanders Are Very Good, But They Don’t Have Alex Ovechkin

March 17, 2021

College Basketball

Making Illinois And Loyola Bracket Neighbors Is A Devious Move And I Couldn’t Be More Excited

March 15, 2021

Defector Up All Night

Purdue Calls In Large Teen To Retrieve Ball

March 12, 2021

College Basketball

The Team Formerly Known As The MSU Spartans Request That Everyone Stop Making Fun Of Their Awful Sponsored Name

March 12, 2021

Defector Up All Night

Cade Cunningham Plummets Down NBA Draft Boards After Blowing A Fast-Break Dunk

March 11, 2021

Better Hate An Owner

Dan Gilbert Demands Both Your Money And Your Undying Love

March 11, 2021

NBA Arena Audio Somehow Invaded AEW’s Broadcast And Ruined A Match

March 11, 2021

Malfunctioning Horn Goes Off Every Minute, On The Minute, In Lightning–Red Wings

March 10, 2021

Avs Announcer Marc Moser Is A Land Of Contrasts

March 9, 2021

Let’s Try To Make Sense Of That Awful, Hilarious AEW Pyro Screwup

Luis Paez-Pumar and Lauren Theisen

March 8, 2021

So We’re Doing This Islanders Thing Again, Huh?

March 8, 2021

Aljamain Sterling’s DQ Title Win Brought Out The Worst Of The UFC

March 7, 2021

R.I.P. Tom Wilson The Himbo. Long Live Tom Wilson The Goon.

March 7, 2021