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Drew Magary
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New York Jets
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Drew Magary
July 30, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Jacksonville Jaguars
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Drew Magary
July 28, 2025
Defector's 5th Birthday Party is on September 10 in Brooklyn
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New York Giants
383
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Drew Magary
July 24, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Cleveland Browns
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Drew Magary
July 23, 2025
Funbag
Fuck The iPad Ordering Kiosk
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Tennessee Titans
366
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2025
Bills Week
Who The Fuck Is Josh Allen Gonna Give The Ball To?
157
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Drew Magary
July 16, 2025
Bills Week
And Now, A Letter From A Bill
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Drew Magary
July 15, 2025
Podcasts
Bullied For Bacon, With Michael Schur And Rohan Nadkarni
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Drew Magary
July 10, 2025
Funbag
I Listen To Music Wrong
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Drew Magary
July 8, 2025
Funbag
All I Want Is To Live In A World Where People Talk Normal
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Drew Magary
July 1, 2025
Funbag
Fuck Sore Losers
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Drew Magary
June 24, 2025
Funbag
Bachelor Parties Are Strictly Optional
430
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Drew Magary
June 17, 2025
Music
Metallica Is Forever
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Drew Magary
June 12, 2025
Funbag
In This House We Believe Faith No More Is One Of The Most Important Bands In History
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Drew Magary
June 10, 2025
NFL
Steelers, Aaron Rodgers Agree To 18 Weeks Of Darkness
268
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Drew Magary
June 6, 2025
Funbag
What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Experience Again For The First Time?
565
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Drew Magary
June 3, 2025
Politics
Joni Ernst Is A Piece Of Shit
471
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Drew Magary
June 2, 2025
Arts And Culture
If Tom Cruise REALLY Loved Movies, He Would Let Me Watch Him Die
145
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
NFL
The Stefon Diggs Experience Reaches Its Inevitable Maritime Climax
159
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
Funbag
Jim Irsay Can’t Meddle With The Colts Anymore, But His Kids Can
575
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Drew Magary
May 27, 2025
NFL
Packers Attempt To Get Tush Push Banned, Fail To Convert
197
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Drew Magary
May 21, 2025
Arts And Culture
Are We Human, Or Are We Slayer?
329
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Drew Magary
May 20, 2025
Funbag
Put Pete Rose In The Hall Of Fame So That I Can Forget About Him
529
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Drew Magary
May 20, 2025
College Football
Bill Belichick Brought Along His Merry Band Of Losers
293
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Drew Magary
May 14, 2025
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