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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
NFL
How Lonely Losing Can Be
368
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Drew Magary
January 18, 2023
Funbag
I Love My Freakshow Body Hairs
539
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Drew Magary
January 17, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Jamboroo
Truly, What The Fuck Is Going On With Lamar Jackson?
380
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Drew Magary
January 12, 2023
NFL
Quit Your Job, Sean McVay
186
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Drew Magary
January 10, 2023
Funbag
Damar Hamlin’s Story Is About More Than An NFL PR Campaign
534
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Drew Magary
January 10, 2023
Jamboroo
There’s Nothing The NFL Cannot Bear
396
Comments
Drew Magary
January 5, 2023
Funbag
Oh God I’m Ranking Matts Now
601
Comments
Drew Magary
January 3, 2023
Interviews
A Fan At The Bills-Bengals Game Describes The Scene When Damar Hamlin’s Heart Stopped
123
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Drew Magary
January 3, 2023
Jamboroo
Fire This Asshole! A Guide To The Worst NFL Coaches Of 2022
476
Comments
Drew Magary
December 22, 2022
Hater's Guide
The 2022 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
720
Comments
Drew Magary
December 21, 2022
Funbag
Writing Longhand Is For Suckers
474
Comments
Drew Magary
December 20, 2022
Jamboroo
Comedians Don’t Have To Hate Their Audience
866
Comments
Drew Magary
December 15, 2022
Funbag
I Don’t Need Everyone’s Opinion On Everything
769
Comments
Drew Magary
December 13, 2022
Jamboroo
NFL Teams Aren’t Lateraling Enough (A Serious Take)
356
Comments
Drew Magary
December 8, 2022
Funbag
How Old Are You In Your Dreams?
548
Comments
Drew Magary
December 6, 2022
Jamboroo
Russell Wilson Has Nowhere To Hide Now
460
Comments
Drew Magary
December 1, 2022
Funbag
Do Not Besmirch The “Add 30 Seconds” Microwave Button
620
Comments
Drew Magary
November 29, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Did Your Favorite College Football Team Hire A Shitbag? Let’s Find Out!
299
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Drew Magary
November 29, 2022
Jamboroo
Everything In Moderation
329
Comments
Drew Magary
November 24, 2022
Funbag
A Brief But Convincing Defense Of Snobbery
560
Comments
Drew Magary
November 22, 2022
Jamboroo
Stop Fussing With The Goddamn Rules
338
Comments
Drew Magary
November 17, 2022
Funbag
Walnuts In Baked Goods: The Right Move, Or An Act Of War?
820
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Drew Magary
November 15, 2022
NFL
The Vikings Are A Party
186
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Drew Magary
November 14, 2022
Jamboroo
The Birth Of A Scar
376
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Drew Magary
November 10, 2022
Funbag
The American Flag Isn’t Just For Aggro Fuckheads
985
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Drew Magary
November 8, 2022
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