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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
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. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
How To Destroy A Team
341
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Drew Magary
November 3, 2022
Funbag
One Last Halloween In The Candy Trenches
589
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Drew Magary
November 1, 2022
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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Jamboroo
Which NFL Head Coach Has The Most Punchable Face? A Defector Investigation
383
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Drew Magary
October 27, 2022
Funbag
Some Annoying Recipes Are Worth It. LIKE MY KICK-ASS POT PIE.
675
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Drew Magary
October 25, 2022
NFL
The Colts Have A Mess At Quarterback, And So Does The NFL
252
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Drew Magary
October 25, 2022
Jamboroo
Just Look At Herschel Walker Now
404
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Drew Magary
October 20, 2022
Funbag
It’s Time I Started Wearing Other Teams’ Shit
664
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Drew Magary
October 18, 2022
Jamboroo
Dan Snyder’s Sun Rises And Sets With Jerry Jones
340
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Drew Magary
October 13, 2022
Funbag
Recency Bias Is Boring
589
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Drew Magary
October 11, 2022
Jamboroo
When Your Kid Can Drive, They Can Do Anything
435
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Drew Magary
October 6, 2022
Funbag
Taking Off Your Socks Is The Greatest Feeling On Earth
577
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Drew Magary
October 4, 2022
Jamboroo
Have We Seen The Last Hall-Of-Fame Running Back?
384
Comments
Drew Magary
September 29, 2022
NFL
Motherfuck Brett Favre
294
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Drew Magary
September 28, 2022
Funbag
Help! My Kid Knows About Death Now!
472
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Drew Magary
September 27, 2022
Jamboroo
Here Are Some Smells That I Miss
441
Comments
Drew Magary
September 22, 2022
Funbag
Lessons I Have Learned So Far As A Bike Guy
745
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Drew Magary
September 20, 2022
Jamboroo
A Way To Make Pro Football Safer Has Been Hiding In Plain Sight
350
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2022
Cycling
Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle! I Want To Ride My Bicycle!
296
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2022
Funbag
What Is The Most Physically Exhausting Sport?
716
Comments
Drew Magary
September 13, 2022
Jamboroo
Let’s Wander Slowly Through The Fields Of Joy
367
Comments
Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Los Angeles Rams
250
Comments
Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Cincinnati Bengals
302
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Drew Magary
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Kansas City Chiefs
319
Comments
Drew Magary
September 7, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: San Francisco 49ers
320
Comments
Drew Magary
September 7, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Green Bay Packers
367
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Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
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