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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
Aaron Rodgers Is The Last Glory Boy Standing
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2024
Jamboroo
The Price Of The American Dream Is Now $1 Billion
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Drew Magary
December 5, 2024
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
Funbag
You Are Not Prepared For How Cool The 12-Team Playoff Will Be
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Drew Magary
December 3, 2024
Jamboroo
Pass The Salt
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Drew Magary
November 28, 2024
Funbag
An Easy Sweet Potato Brûlée Recipe For You, The Brûlée Lover
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2024
Jamboroo
I Am The Passenger Now
401
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Drew Magary
November 21, 2024
Funbag
Help! My Dog Gets Mad At Me When I Fart!
532
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Drew Magary
November 19, 2024
Jamboroo
Your Luck’s About To Change
540
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Drew Magary
November 14, 2024
Funbag
What’s The Worst Sport To Play With A Poopy Diaper?
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Drew Magary
November 12, 2024
Jamboroo
My Big Boy Sam Darnold Is Big Fun
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Drew Magary
November 7, 2024
Funbag
Don’t Sauce My Fried Chicken If You Suck At It
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Drew Magary
November 5, 2024
Jamboroo
Is Your Head Coach A Mayor?
400
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Drew Magary
October 31, 2024
Funbag
A Pre-Election Dog Story For You, The Dog Fan
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Drew Magary
October 29, 2024
Jamboroo
Let’s Remember Our Cars
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Drew Magary
October 24, 2024
Funbag
How To Go Deaf
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Drew Magary
October 22, 2024
Jamboroo
The 2024 NFL Season Is A Hater’s Paradise
402
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Drew Magary
October 17, 2024
Funbag
What We Talk About When We Talk About Our Toilet Apps
520
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Drew Magary
October 15, 2024
Jamboroo
I Got My Fill
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Drew Magary
October 10, 2024
Funbag
October Surprises Are Bullshit
662
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Drew Magary
October 8, 2024
Jamboroo
I Have Given My Sons The Gift Of Fire
354
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Drew Magary
September 26, 2024
Funbag
We Must Address The Tom Brady Crisis (The Crisis Being That He Stinks)
718
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Drew Magary
September 24, 2024
Jamboroo
Help, Help! All Of The Rich Quarterbacks Are Eating Shit!
368
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Drew Magary
September 19, 2024
Funbag
There’s No Such Thing As Wasted Time
599
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Drew Magary
September 17, 2024
Jamboroo
End This Farce
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2024
Funbag
Help! My Friend Wipes His Ass With Bleach!
626
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Drew Magary
September 10, 2024
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