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Dan McQuade
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NFL
With Backs Against The Wall, Brian Daboll Chose To Punt
117
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Dan McQuade
January 22, 2023
Pro Wrestling
30 Years Ago, Repo Man Stole Macho Man’s Hat
98
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Dan McQuade
January 18, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
NFL
How Many Extra Points Can One Man Miss?
56
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Dan McQuade
January 17, 2023
College Basketball
UConn Fans Cope With Losing Streak In Various Ways
31
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Dan McQuade
January 16, 2023
NFL
The Dolphins Couldn’t Do It In Time
121
Comments
Dan McQuade
January 16, 2023
NFL
Brandon Staley And The Chargers Left The Door Open
150
Comments
Dan McQuade
January 15, 2023
Soccer
The Color Star Cup Runneth Over
146
Comments
Dan McQuade
January 4, 2023
College Football
Penn State Finally Gets The Rose Instead Of The Thorn
95
Comments
Dan McQuade
January 3, 2023
College Basketball
Eastern Illinois Bagged Big Bucks And Big Buckets
74
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 22, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Report: FBI Alerted Twitter To Pants-Shitting Undertaker Parody Account
116
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 19, 2022
Soccer
Let’s Give A Big Hand For Emi Martínez!
132
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Dan McQuade
December 18, 2022
NFL
The Vikings Came Back
106
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 18, 2022
Arts And Culture
I Put My Cat On A T-Shirt That References The Movie ‘Hackers’ And You Can’t Stop Me
177
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 16, 2022
Soccer
I Was A Grant Wahl Reply Guy
49
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 13, 2022
NFL
Tom Brady Gracious At Postgame Fan Convention
124
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 13, 2022
College Basketball
This Game Had That Dog In It
74
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 11, 2022
NFL
A.J. Brown Wrecked His Old Team
39
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 4, 2022
College Basketball
Portland Bible’s Loss Was By The Book
96
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 1, 2022
College Basketball
Little Kid Basketball Is The Best Halftime Show
68
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 1, 2022
College Basketball
Kyle Neptune’s Villanova Looks Like Uranus
37
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 28, 2022
NFL
Commanders Unveil Sean Taylor Mannequin
71
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 27, 2022
NFL
Jalen Hurts Works Blue
56
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 21, 2022
NFL
Game Of Football’s Dignity Salvaged By Late Punt Return
112
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 20, 2022
Gambling
The Government Is Letting Sports Books Screw You
198
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Dan McQuade
November 17, 2022
NFL
Vikings Miraculously Beat Bills In Game Of The Year
126
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Dan McQuade
November 13, 2022
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