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NBA
The Cavaliers Gave An Assist To Bronny By Beating The Shit Out Of The Lakers
49
Comments
Chris Thompson
October 31, 2024
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Quakes With Rage For Pastry Week
79
Comments
Chris Thompson
and
Kelsey McKinney
October 30, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Scrambles To Survive Caramel Week
75
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 23, 2024
NBA
A Preview Of The 2024-25 NBA Season, Accurately Enumerating Everything That Will Happen In It
246
Comments
Albert Burneko
,
Chris Thompson
,
Giri Nathan
,
Luis Paez-Pumar
,
Patrick Redford
,
Ray Ratto
, and
Tom Ley
October 23, 2024
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Its Baking Chops In Bread Week
96
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 17, 2024
MLB
MLB’s Television Product Is Getting Shittier In Exciting New Ways
302
Comments
Chris Thompson
October 11, 2024
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Biscuit Week Easily
111
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 9, 2024
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Almost Immediately Regrets Returning For Cake Week
155
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 3, 2024
MLB
The Shambling, Half-Dead Braves Have Gone Far Enough
173
Comments
Chris Thompson
October 2, 2024
MLB
Go Ahead And Assume The Worst About The Pittsburgh Pirates
138
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 25, 2024
MLB
Nationals End Season By Demoting Leadoff Hitter Who Was In A Casino Until 8:00 A.M.
112
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 23, 2024
MLB
A Troubleshooting Paul Skenes Is Somehow Even More Frightening
105
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 4, 2024
MLB
James Wood Sounds Like A Happy Future
37
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 1, 2024
NFL
DraftKings Sued By NFL Players Association Over Reignmakers Rug-Pull
94
Comments
Chris Thompson
August 28, 2024
MLB
Jackson Merrill Has Already Achieved Dude Status
72
Comments
Chris Thompson
August 26, 2024
MLB
No Pitch Is Too High For The Courageous Of Heart
62
Comments
Chris Thompson
August 23, 2024
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