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Chris Thompson
Staff Writer
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This Is So Stupid
I Can’t Stop Drinking This Fucked-Up Protein Shake
By
Chris Thompson
November 12, 2024
329
Comments
NBA
NBA Friendship Wobbled By Ill-Timed Fake Handshake
By
Chris Thompson
November 11, 2024
97
Comments
NBA
Here Are Some Young NBA Players Who Are Butt
By
Chris Thompson
November 8, 2024
170
Comments
NBA
It Has Come To This: A Derrick White Appreciation Blog
By
Chris Thompson
November 7, 2024
54
Comments
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Contemplates The Melting Method For Autumn Week
By
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
November 6, 2024
55
Comments
NBA
The Cavaliers Gave An Assist To Bronny By Beating The Shit Out Of The Lakers
By
Chris Thompson
October 31, 2024
53
Comments
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Quakes With Rage For Pastry Week
By
Chris Thompson
and
Kelsey McKinney
October 30, 2024
80
Comments
Food
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Scrambles To Survive Caramel Week
By
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 23, 2024
76
Comments
NBA
A Preview Of The 2024-25 NBA Season, Accurately Enumerating Everything That Will Happen In It
By
Albert Burneko
,
Chris Thompson
,
Giri Nathan
,
Luis Paez-Pumar
,
Patrick Redford
,
Ray Ratto
, and
Tom Ley
October 23, 2024
247
Comments
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Its Baking Chops In Bread Week
By
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 17, 2024
99
Comments
MLB
MLB’s Television Product Is Getting Shittier In Exciting New Ways
By
Chris Thompson
October 11, 2024
302
Comments
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Biscuit Week Easily
By
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 9, 2024
112
Comments
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Almost Immediately Regrets Returning For Cake Week
By
Kelsey McKinney
and
Chris Thompson
October 3, 2024
156
Comments
MLB
The Shambling, Half-Dead Braves Have Gone Far Enough
By
Chris Thompson
October 2, 2024
173
Comments
MLB
Go Ahead And Assume The Worst About The Pittsburgh Pirates
By
Chris Thompson
September 25, 2024
138
Comments
MLB
Nationals End Season By Demoting Leadoff Hitter Who Was In A Casino Until 8:00 A.M.
By
Chris Thompson
September 23, 2024
112
Comments
MLB
A Troubleshooting Paul Skenes Is Somehow Even More Frightening
By
Chris Thompson
September 4, 2024
105
Comments
MLB
James Wood Sounds Like A Happy Future
By
Chris Thompson
September 1, 2024
38
Comments
NFL
DraftKings Sued By NFL Players Association Over Reignmakers Rug-Pull
By
Chris Thompson
August 28, 2024
92
Comments
MLB
Jackson Merrill Has Already Achieved Dude Status
By
Chris Thompson
August 26, 2024
72
Comments
MLB
No Pitch Is Too High For The Courageous Of Heart
By
Chris Thompson
August 23, 2024
62
Comments
Life's Rich Pageant
A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: Wrongful Death At A Themed Irish Pub
By
Chris Thompson
August 20, 2024
169
Comments
Racing
NASCAR Boots Controversial Race Winner Back To Loser Town
By
Chris Thompson
August 15, 2024
119
Comments
Gambling
DraftKings Eats Shit, Reverses Course On Stupid Gaming Tax Surcharge
By
Chris Thompson
August 14, 2024
201
Comments
MLB
The Mariners Found A Keeper In Washington’s Refuse
By
Chris Thompson
August 13, 2024
55
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