Skip to Content

Subscribe Log In

Chris Thompson

Staff Writer

Find me on Signal @DefectorChris.19

This Is So Stupid

I Love Disney World But Rampaging Animatronic Kill-Bots Are Ruining The Experience

Deni Avdija’s Brutally Frustrating Season Comes To A Brutal End

Please Join Me For A Chuckle At This Grayson Allen Blooper

This Shrieking Hornets Broadcaster Must Knock It Off, Immediately

Media Meltdowns

Grown Man Spitting Mad That Youth’s Autograph Not Cool Enough

Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

A Cryptocurrency Expert Introduces Me To The Dystopian Nightmare Of Art As A Financial Instrument

Let’s Make Our Own Damn Bitters And Remember The Great Happy Hours Of The Before Times

Fans Remind Astros Of Their Sins With Not One, But Two Trash Cans Thrown Onto Field

Imagine The Awesome Face-Annihilating Powers Of The Antimatter-Freezing Laser

This Is So Stupid

White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

Congratulations To The 19 Far-Flung Fans Who Can Now Stream Nationals Games

Media Meltdowns

Papa John Posts Audio Of People Reacting In Authentic Disgust To His Racism, To Prove He Is Not Racist

Let's Remember Some Guys

Let’s Remember Some Guys Who May Or May Not Have Told Kelvin Sampson, Respectfully, To Cram It

Aaron Gordon’s 19-Minute “Documentary” About Losing The Dunk Contest Is Just The Lamest Shit Ever

You Will Never Guess Which NBA General Manager Was So Close To Making Several Big Deadline Trades

Julius Randle Is Suddenly Dirk Nowitzki Or Some Shit

Stuff And Smother More Food, Goddammit

Rockets Head Coach Stephen Silas Is Enduring The Torments Of Hell

Russell Westbrook Sure Knows How To Lose A Basketball Game

Tommy Hearns Got The Ball Rolling On The Bullshit Anti-Vaxx Conspiracy Theory Of Marvin Hagler’s Death

You Must Have One Trick For The Baby

Let’s Make Some Delicious Limoncello, For It Is Limoncello Time

Media Meltdowns

How Not To Write A Blog About Meyers Leonard’s Heated Gaming Moment

If Scientists Are To Use Tokamak Rockets To Send Man To Mars, They Must Agree To Use My Face As The Launch Pad