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Chris Thompson

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Golf

39,000 Steps At A LIV Golf Party In Trumpland

October 22, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant

Freakin’ Traffic Is Ruining My Life!

October 19, 2023
Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Too Small For Bread Week

MLB

Atlanta’s Cool Guys Forgot How To Be Cool

October 13, 2023
Golf

World Ranking Body Formally Shoos LIV Golf Back To The Kids’ Table

October 11, 2023
Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trembles And Weeps Through Biscuit Week

Racing

The 2023 Qatar Grand Prix Was An Atrocity

October 9, 2023
Politics

Is Ron DeSantis Wearing Hidden Platform Heels Inside His Stupid Ugly Boots? An Investigation

October 6, 2023
MLB

Jerry Dipoto Wants Gratitude For Kicking The Can Down The Road

October 4, 2023
MLB

Texas Rangers GM: Don’t Anyone Dare Say My Players Partied!

October 3, 2023
Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Once Again Contends With Cake Week

College Football

Lawsuit: Lane Kiffin Berated And Abused Ole Miss Player For Taking Mental Health Break Amid Crisis

September 15, 2023
College Football

Please, Jay Norvell, Do Not Force Me To Root For Deion Sanders

September 14, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Michael Kay Apologizes For Ripping Brian Daboll Over Child’s Birthday Celebration

September 14, 2023
NFL

Jim Trotter’s Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Makes Working For NFL Network Sound Like A Nightmare

September 12, 2023
NFL

The Washington Commanders Played A Football Game And Dan Snyder Had Nothing To Do With It

September 11, 2023
MLB

Mark Lerner Loses His Appetite For Sentiment, Pulls The Plug On Stephen Strasburg’s Retirement Send-Off

September 8, 2023
MLB

José Altuve Has Found The Range

September 6, 2023
Chefector

Let’s Make Shrub, While There’s Still Time

September 3, 2023
MLB

The Twins Couldn’t Make A Good Win-Now Trade If Their Season Depended On It

September 3, 2023
MLB

The Padres Are Ready For The Fork

September 1, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Barstool Sports’s New Owner Reportedly Laying Off 100 Staffers After Purchasing Company For One Dollar

August 31, 2023
MLB

Yankees Lose Again, Find Novel Way To Humiliate Themselves

August 28, 2023
MLB

Let’s Remember A Time When Stephen Strasburg Enjoyed Playing Baseball

August 25, 2023
MLB

Shohei Ohtani’s Arm Kerploded And The Angels Are In Hell

August 24, 2023
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