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Life's Rich Pageant
Terrible Scenes At The Crucible As Snooker Championship Match Abandoned Due To Rude Powdering
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Chris Thompson
April 17, 2023
NBA
Mission Accomplished: Shaquille O’Neal Finally Served With Class-Action Lawsuit Documents
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Chris Thompson
April 17, 2023
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NBA
A Surreal, Chum-Choked Plunge Through Ja Morant’s Countersuit Against A Teen Boy
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Chris Thompson
April 14, 2023
MLB
El Niño Is Approaching
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Chris Thompson
April 14, 2023
NFL
SnyderWatch: Dan Snyder Comes One Big Step Closer To Selling The Commanders
169
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Chris Thompson
April 13, 2023
NBA
Florida Court Rules That Shaquille O’Neal May Continue To Juke Process Servers In The Physical World
179
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Chris Thompson
April 12, 2023
Golf
A Masters Where Both Sides Lose Is One Where Everyone Else Wins
134
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Chris Thompson
April 10, 2023
NBA
Shaquille O’Neal Is On The Run From FTX Lawsuit Process Servers
176
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Chris Thompson
April 7, 2023
Golf
LIV Golf And Its Representatives Are Having An Extremely Normal Masters Week
178
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Chris Thompson
April 7, 2023
NBA
Mark Cuban Is In Loser Mode Showing Texts
91
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Chris Thompson
April 6, 2023
Golf
AI Golf Commentary Is A New Frontier In Dullness
108
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Chris Thompson
April 5, 2023
MLB
The Strain Of Sucking Mondo Ass Is Wearing On Anthony Rendon
103
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Chris Thompson
April 4, 2023
Golf
LIV Golf Bozos Hope To Storm The 18th Green In Masters Triumph
144
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Chris Thompson
April 4, 2023
MLB
Instead Of Showing Financials As Promised, Orioles CEO John Angelos Offers Three Minutes Of Deranged Horse Shit
194
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Chris Thompson
March 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Baseball!
311
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Chris Thompson
March 30, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Brian Windhorst’s ESPN Article Wipes Detail About Stephen Silas Weeping After A Game
99
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Chris Thompson
March 29, 2023
NBA
The Dallas Mavericks Now Emit The Stench Of Death
189
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Chris Thompson
March 27, 2023
College Basketball
Julian Strawther’s Lunatic Confidence Gave Gonzaga Their Best Shot
93
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Chris Thompson
March 24, 2023
This Is So Stupid
This Will Not Be Finished Until Mike Trout Is Allowed To Pitch To Shohei Ohtani
135
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Chris Thompson
March 22, 2023
MLB
Trea Turner Is Now Also A God Of Dingers
142
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Chris Thompson
March 20, 2023
NBA
Lonzo Ball Descends To An Even Lower Circle Of Knee Hell
81
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Chris Thompson
March 17, 2023
Golf
Golf’s Governing Bodies Propose A Dead-Ball Era
164
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Chris Thompson
March 17, 2023
This Is So Stupid
LIV Golf’s “Team Finder” Knows Which Of Four Sandwiches Describes Your Values As A Sports Fan
308
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Chris Thompson
March 13, 2023
NBA
Draymond Green And Dillon Brooks Are The Most Annoying People In Sports
134
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Chris Thompson
March 10, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Innocent Misunderstanding Turns Youth Hoops Trophy Presentation Into Hell Of Online Outrage
405
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Chris Thompson
March 8, 2023
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