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Chris Thompson

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Media Meltdowns

Celebrated Public Intellectual Attempts Math, Falls Down Open Manhole

January 11, 2023
MLB

Trevor Bauer, Baseball’s Worst Person, Will Soon Be Back On The Market

January 9, 2023
This Is So Stupid

Do We Suspect, To Our Horror, That There May Well Be Some Frankenstein Coalition Created From This Impasse, An Abhorrent Manifestation Of House Rule That America Has Never Witnessed And The American People Have Never Authorized?

January 5, 2023
This Is So Stupid

Donovan Mitchell’s 71-Point Game Must Be Stricken From The Record Books If We Are To Preserve The Soul Of This Great Game

January 3, 2023
Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Attempts Panettone, For The Simple Joy Of Baking

NBA

When It’s Just Basketball, It’s Just Basketball

December 28, 2022
NBA

The Raptors Deserve To Be Good

December 22, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant

Lunatic Sports Radio Caller Detects Bidenesque “Fraudulent Corruption” In Carlos Correa Deal

December 21, 2022
Golf

The Masters Blesses LIV Tour Players With Access To Golf’s Biggest Stage

December 20, 2022
NBA

A Suggestion For How To Watch Your Puke Team Without Puking

December 19, 2022
Science

What’s All This Nuclear Fusion Business? Allow Me, A True Expert, To Explain

December 14, 2022
NBA

Jimmy Butler Goes With The Flow

December 9, 2022
Soccer

Kylian Mbappé Scores Two Lovely Goals As France Puts Away Poland

December 4, 2022
Volleyball

Out Of The Way, Table!

December 4, 2022
NBA

Rudy Gobert Gets Frustrated, Sweeps The Leg

December 4, 2022
NBA

Let’s Take Stock Of The Horrors Of The Brick For Vic Campaign

December 2, 2022
NBA

Ivica Zubac Went Ogre Mode For The Indomitable Clippers

November 28, 2022
NBA

The Poor, Exciting Pacers Might Be Too Good To Turn Back Now

November 22, 2022
Arts And Culture

A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: The Shitcanning Of Disney CEO Bob Chapek

November 21, 2022
Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Collapses Under The Weight Of Patisserie Week

NBA

It Is Time Once Again For Math To Tell Us Which Underperforming NBA Teams Are Truly Crud

November 16, 2022
Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trips Into The Deep Fryer Of Pastry Week

NBA

Jerami Grant Has Things Covered

November 11, 2022
Politics

Aubrey Huff’s Chapped Buttcheeks Karate-Kicked Off In School Board Election

November 9, 2022
NFL

Colts Fire Head Coach Frank Reich, Hire Television Analyst

November 7, 2022
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