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Albert Burneko

Assignment Editor

Elder Wisdom

Grow A Little Herb Garden

Chefector

It’s Green, It’s Sauce, It’s Green Sauce

Media Meltdowns

Russell Wilson Has A Beverage Brand For Various Hydration Occasions And Functional Need States

March 30, 2022
This Is So Stupid

It’s Perfectly OK To Admit You’re Secretly Rooting For A Grizzly Bear To Tear Coach K’s Head Off

March 25, 2022
NBA

Jamal Crawford Was The Coolest

March 22, 2022
Chefector

Let’s Stuff Some Artichokes

March 19, 2022
NFL

Hm, Maybe Tom Brady Can, In Fact, Play Forever

March 14, 2022
Politics

I Truly Cannot Believe How Dumb This Convoy Shit Is

March 10, 2022
Music

I Demand A Goth-Sludge Chipmunks Cover Of Every Great Pop Song, Immediately

Chefector

Let’s Make A Salad Out Of Winter’s Last Citrus

March 5, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant

Retired NASCAR Bozo: Behold, It Is I, The Angel Of Death

NBA

Just Steph Curry, Calmly Being Impossible

February 28, 2022
Chefector

Let’s Make Some Mascarpone

February 19, 2022
This Is So Stupid

Where Should The Yak Go (On The Olympic Downhill Ski Course)?

February 15, 2022
NBA

BenWatch: We’re In The Deal Zone

February 9, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant

I Don’t Like This At All

February 3, 2022
NBA

BenWatch: Very Generously Not Blaming Things On Joel Embiid

February 1, 2022
Media Meltdowns

NYT: China Really Screwed Itself By Protecting Its People From Dying Of COVID

January 25, 2022
NBA

BenWatch: 76ers In No Hurry, They’ll Just Get James Harden Later

January 24, 2022
Chefector

Let’s Make Crab Soup

January 22, 2022
Defector Reads A Book

Psst! Let’s Talk About ‘The Spy Who Came In From The Cold’

Soccer

Gavi, Noooo! (But Also, Yesss.)

January 9, 2022
The Machines

Please Enjoy Two Videos Of Elon Musk’s Obviously Bad Ideas Failing

January 9, 2022
Chefector

Let’s Make The Reasonable Omelet

January 8, 2022
Media Meltdowns

The Media Smiths Have A Bold New Idea

January 4, 2022
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