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A Richly Informative And In Fact Quite Punctual Preview Of The 2022 NBA Playoffs

April 16, 2022

Everyone Involved In Yanking Clayton Kershaw From His Perfect Game Must Go To Prison (Just For A Few Days)

April 13, 2022

Defector's 2025 Tip Jar Sweepstakes: Join Chris and Kelsey in the Great Blogger Bake Shop

From the people who brought you "Roth will bring you a cut-out of Roth" and "Let Drew cook you a meal," we bring you "Bake along with Chris and Kelsey (or judge their bakes)." Put $20 into our Tip Jar, which funds free student subscriptions, for a chance to win.

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Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Sent A Baseball To Baseball Hell For All Time

April 11, 2022

Grow A Little Herb Garden

April 7, 2022

It’s Green, It’s Sauce, It’s Green Sauce

April 2, 2022

Media Meltdowns

Russell Wilson Has A Beverage Brand For Various Hydration Occasions And Functional Need States

March 30, 2022

This Is So Stupid

It’s Perfectly OK To Admit You’re Secretly Rooting For A Grizzly Bear To Tear Coach K’s Head Off

March 25, 2022

Jamal Crawford Was The Coolest

March 22, 2022

Let’s Stuff Some Artichokes

March 19, 2022

Hm, Maybe Tom Brady Can, In Fact, Play Forever

March 14, 2022

I Truly Cannot Believe How Dumb This Convoy Shit Is

March 10, 2022

I Demand A Goth-Sludge Chipmunks Cover Of Every Great Pop Song, Immediately

March 9, 2022

Let’s Make A Salad Out Of Winter’s Last Citrus

March 5, 2022

Life's Rich Pageant

Retired NASCAR Bozo: Behold, It Is I, The Angel Of Death

March 3, 2022

Just Steph Curry, Calmly Being Impossible

February 28, 2022

Let’s Make Some Mascarpone

February 19, 2022

This Is So Stupid

Where Should The Yak Go (On The Olympic Downhill Ski Course)?

February 15, 2022

BenWatch: We’re In The Deal Zone

February 9, 2022

Life's Rich Pageant

I Don’t Like This At All

February 3, 2022

BenWatch: Very Generously Not Blaming Things On Joel Embiid

February 1, 2022

Media Meltdowns

NYT: China Really Screwed Itself By Protecting Its People From Dying Of COVID

January 25, 2022

BenWatch: 76ers In No Hurry, They’ll Just Get James Harden Later

January 24, 2022

Let’s Make Crab Soup

January 22, 2022

Defector Reads A Book

Psst! Let’s Talk About ‘The Spy Who Came In From The Cold’

Maitreyi Anantharaman, Albert Burneko, and Barry Petchesky

January 11, 2022

Gavi, Noooo! (But Also, Yesss.)

January 9, 2022

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