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This Is So Stupid
All Of My Problems With The Name “Ultimate”
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Some Ravioli
109
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Albert Burneko
November 13, 2021
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NBA
Here Are Some Young NBA Players Who Are Butt
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Albert Burneko
November 10, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Here Are Some Dishonest Defenses Of Baseball
301
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Albert Burneko
November 2, 2021
NBA
The Celtics Are Crappy And Unhappy
124
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Albert Burneko
November 2, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Mushroom Soup
94
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Albert Burneko
October 30, 2021
NFL
Mark Davis, Big Backpack Guy
230
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Albert Burneko
October 27, 2021
The Machines
Boston Tech Startup Develops Worst Imaginable Way To Get A Cup Of Coffee
382
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Albert Burneko
October 21, 2021
College Basketball
Bob Huggins Wants To Eliminate The Wrong Part Of March Madness
117
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Albert Burneko
October 21, 2021
NBA
Weeks If Not Months In Advance, A Thorough Preview Of The 2021-22 NBA Season
160
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Albert Burneko
October 20, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Pierogi
154
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Albert Burneko
October 16, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Reverse Baseball!
130
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Albert Burneko
October 14, 2021
Chefector
Plagiarism Is The Weirdest Of All The Frauds
238
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Albert Burneko
October 12, 2021
Life Lessons
Fake It Until You Make It (A Worse Planet For Everyone To Live On)
321
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Albert Burneko
October 11, 2021
Media Meltdowns
MLB Network’s Jim Kaat Went So Far Out Of His Way To Say Something Racist
153
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Albert Burneko
October 8, 2021
Media Meltdowns
‘American Conservative’ Columnist: This Story Reminds Me Of A Third-Grader Whose Dick I Thought Was Weird
327
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Albert Burneko
October 6, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Escarole With Beans And Sausage
84
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Albert Burneko
October 2, 2021
Soccer
All Of What’s Miserable About Barcelona In 2021 Is Congealed Into The Form Of This Doofus
111
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Albert Burneko
September 30, 2021
NBA
BenWatch: Ben Simmons Unmoved By Attempts At Pretending To Placate Him
181
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Albert Burneko
September 28, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep
110
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Albert Burneko
September 23, 2021
NFL
Jacksonville Jaguars: No One Is Allowed To Apologize For Sucking Shit Except Us
202
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Albert Burneko
September 20, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Throw Together Some Stuffed Peppers
114
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Albert Burneko
September 18, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man
324
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Albert Burneko
September 17, 2021
MLB
Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter
153
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Albert Burneko
September 8, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Bake Some Cornbread
174
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Albert Burneko
September 4, 2021
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