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Albert Burneko
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NBA
A Timely Preview Of The 2020-21 NBA Season, Which I Feel Confident Is Not Underway Yet
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Albert Burneko
December 23, 2020
NFL
The Washington Football Team’s Intra-Owner Fight Is Such A Disaster That All Of Them Are Going To Get Richer
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Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
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NBA
Nature Is Healing: Grayson Allen Does Some Pointless, Self-Defeating Goon Shit In A Preseason Game, Again
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Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
Media Meltdowns
At Least Now You Know Which Video Game Reviewers Are Sellout Clowns
472
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Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
NBA
Report: James Harden Is Extremely Cool
237
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Albert Burneko
December 16, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Who Can Guess What Jeffrey Toobin Did Wrong? (Not So Fast, Malcolm Gladwell)
268
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Albert Burneko
December 15, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Make Some Butternut Squash Soup
104
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Albert Burneko
December 12, 2020
NBA
James Harden Being A Prick Is Not An Existential Threat To The NBA
196
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Albert Burneko
December 10, 2020
NBA
John Wall Deserved Better Than The Washington Wizards
104
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Albert Burneko
December 3, 2020
Chefector
What I Cooked For Thanksgiving This Year
103
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Albert Burneko
November 28, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Make Sports Trophies Cooler
199
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Albert Burneko
November 24, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Bill Simmons Is Union-Busting
308
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 19, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Cook Shakshouka, The Perfect Short-Notice Food
153
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 14, 2020
Science
Virgin Hyperloop Has Invented The World’s Crappiest High-Speed Rail
314
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Albert Burneko
November 11, 2020
Politics
These People Are Morons
425
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Albert Burneko
November 9, 2020
Things We Actually Like
Let’s All Enjoy This Wholesome Video Of A Happy Dog Doing Stunts
77
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Albert Burneko
November 4, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Tomato Soup
140
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 31, 2020
MLB
It’s Not Justin Turner’s Fault
355
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 28, 2020
TV
Please Spend Ten Minutes Or Less Reading About The Death Of Quibi
305
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Albert Burneko
October 22, 2020
Media Meltdowns
John Wall Update: Playing Spades, Paying Zero Attention During A Televised Interview
105
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Albert Burneko
October 20, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Green Chicken Chili, The Easy Kind
169
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Albert Burneko
October 17, 2020
Defector At The Movies
There Should Be A Grand Jury To Approve All Future Film And TV Remakes
402
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Albert Burneko
October 14, 2020
NBA
Anthony Davis Is The Best Defender In The World
76
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Albert Burneko
October 12, 2020
Life Lessons
You Can Always Just Not Watch TV
251
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Albert Burneko
October 9, 2020
Politics
Who Is Donald Trump Waving At?
126
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Albert Burneko
October 5, 2020
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