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Tom Ley
June 29, 2022
Media Meltdowns
Some Ideas For The Sports Illustrated Resort
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Tom Ley
June 22, 2022
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NFL
Jim Tomsula Is Alive And Ready To Slap Someone On The Back
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Samer Kalaf
June 15, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Dear God, Tommy Pham Might Release The IR Rules
128
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Tom Ley
June 15, 2022
MLB
Who’s Stroking Out On First?
102
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Patrick Redford
June 7, 2022
MLB
The Phillies’ Latest Meltdown Involved Jeurys Familia Repeatedly Failing To Tie His Shoes
46
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Tom Ley
June 1, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Tommy Pham Slapping Joc Pederson Over Fantasy Football Is The Sports Story Of The Year
242
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Tom Ley
May 29, 2022
MLB
By God, I Will Get A Good Grade On Statcast’s Pitch Type Guessing Game
92
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Kathryn Xu
May 19, 2022
Media Meltdowns
Some Guys And Radio Freaks Remain 0-97 When Trying To Break NBA News
167
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Tom Ley
May 9, 2022
Animals
Say Hello To The Horny Lizard In My Yard
123
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Laura Wagner
May 1, 2022
NBA
How Nice It Must Be To Have Your Cranium In Nikola Jokic’s Hand
44
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Tom Ley
April 28, 2022
MLB
It’s A Great Brawl When Stubby Clapp Tackles “A Big Strong Guy”
164
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Laura Wagner
April 28, 2022
MLB
Exasperated Buck Showalter Is The Early Star Of The MLB Season
81
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Tom Ley
April 10, 2022
MLB
Better Than The Last Inning Let’s Go
62
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Tom Ley
April 6, 2022
MLB
At Least The A’s Know How To Pull Off A Logistically Efficient Trade
114
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Tom Ley
April 4, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Blind Item: A Coach Tried To Eat My Business Card
139
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Kalyn Kahler
March 6, 2022
Arts And Culture
No Wonder Left In World Now That Mysterious Book Thief Has Been Arrested
106
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Kelsey McKinney
January 6, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Local Politician Very Sorry For Trying To Pull Down Referee’s Pants
227
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Tom Ley
January 5, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Let Me Be A Ham Sniffer
134
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Lauren Theisen
December 21, 2021
This Is So Stupid
The Time Has Come For Us To Turn Sports Over To The Animals
66
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Ray Ratto
December 13, 2021
Defector Up All Night
A Brief Lesson On Hubris
202
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Tom Ley
November 10, 2021
NBA
Watching James Harden Right Now Is Pretty Funny
105
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Tom Ley
October 28, 2021
NFL
Jon Gruden’s Stout Son Will Soldier On
181
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Tom Ley
October 12, 2021
MLB
Cole Irvin Perfects The Art Of Apologizing For Something Nobody Remembers
51
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Ray Ratto
September 28, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Heed The Wisdom Of The Horseman
144
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Tom Ley
September 22, 2021
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