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Please Give Us James Wood Now, Before Joey Gallo’s Shoulder Un-Kerplodes
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Chris Thompson
May 10, 2024
MLB
That Time A D.C. Prep School Cast Away Nats Phenom James Wood
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Dave McKenna
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Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
MLB
Mark Lerner Loses His Appetite For Sentiment, Pulls The Plug On Stephen Strasburg’s Retirement Send-Off
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Chris Thompson
September 8, 2023
MLB
Let’s Remember A Time When Stephen Strasburg Enjoyed Playing Baseball
82
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Chris Thompson
August 25, 2023
MLB
The Nationals Finally Managed To Retain Some Guys
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Chris Thompson
August 22, 2023
MLB
Elly De La Cruz Is The Guy
121
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Ray Ratto
July 6, 2023
MLB
Davey Martinez: Look At This Photograph
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Lauren Theisen
June 15, 2023
MLB
Extremely Depressing Report: Stephen Strasburg’s Body Is A Wreck
206
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Albert Burneko
June 4, 2023
MLB
It’s Time For The Marlins And Nats To Be Their Most Diabolical
47
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Lauren Theisen
September 29, 2022
MLB
At Least The Nationals Are Finding Novel Ways To Suck
69
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Ray Ratto
August 24, 2022
MLB
You Can Only Win A Trade For Juan Soto
153
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 2, 2022
MLB
What Sort Of Person Wants To Own A Baseball Team Without Juan Soto On It?
107
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David Roth
July 28, 2022
MLB
Nationals, I Beg You, Please Do Not Trade This Puke Man Who Makes Me Barf
88
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Chris Thompson
July 27, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto Plays For The Hot Stove Now
68
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Lauren Theisen
July 26, 2022
MLB
Everyone In This Story Is A Clown!
172
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
July 25, 2022
MLB
Simply Become A Juan Soto Fan
133
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Albert Burneko
July 20, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto Is For Sale
144
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Chris Thompson
July 17, 2022
MLB
To Jump Or Not To Jump, That Is The Question
118
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Chris Thompson
July 8, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto’s Season Has Been A Huge Bummer
64
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Chris Thompson
June 21, 2022
MLB
Let Joan Adon Chase Immortality, You Cowards
83
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Ray Ratto
June 9, 2022
MLB
Baseball Is So Fucking Hard, Man
75
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Chris Thompson
May 2, 2022
MLB
Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting
51
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Lauren Theisen
April 24, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Did The U.S. Military Almost Shoot Down A U.S. Military Plane For Participating In A Military Appreciation Night Stunt In The U.S. Capital? No. Nothing To See Here.
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Chris Thompson
April 21, 2022
MLB
Goofy Baseball Blowouts Are Back
70
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Lauren Theisen
April 13, 2022
MLB
Exasperated Buck Showalter Is The Early Star Of The MLB Season
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Tom Ley
April 10, 2022
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