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Rooting For The Home Team
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Kelsey McKinney
April 3, 2022
MLB
Thanks For The Bad Times, Ryan Zimmerman
132
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Chris Thompson
February 16, 2022
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
MLB
I Am Still Proud Of My Fast Son Trea Turner Who Was Sent Away From Me And Never Calls Home
122
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Kelsey McKinney
September 30, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Report: Some Baseball Idiots Got Themselves Fired
220
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Tom Ley
September 15, 2021
MLB
More Like Juan Solo
43
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
MLB
Josiah Gray Makes The Gutted Nationals Worth Watching
30
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Chris Thompson
August 19, 2021
MLB
We Must Find And Destroy This Ageless, Nationals-Hating Critter
50
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Chris Thompson
August 3, 2021
MLB
Who Do The Nationals Want To Be Now?
92
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Tom Ley
July 30, 2021
MLB
Stop Acting Surprised By Gun Violence
145
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Kelsey McKinney
July 18, 2021
MLB
Daniel Camarena Hit The Dumbest, Funniest, Best Home Run Of The Season
112
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Tom Ley
July 9, 2021
MLB
Some Guys Made Some Sick Catches Last Night
53
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Kelsey McKinney
July 7, 2021
MLB
What’s With This Damn Kyle Schwarber And All The Dingers!
110
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Chris Thompson
June 25, 2021
MLB
Joe Girardi’s Corncobbing Highlighted A Delightful Night For Sticky-Stuff Enforcement
178
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Chris Thompson
June 23, 2021
MLB
More Like Stephen Hamburger
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Chris Thompson
June 2, 2021
MLB
Dave Martinez’s Base-Stealing Meltdown Was Almost Perfect
77
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Kalyn Kahler
May 20, 2021
MLB
No No-Hitter Ended Better Than Jordan Zimmermann’s
69
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Albert Burneko
May 11, 2021
MLB
Vlad Jr. Did Some Primo Smashing
56
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Chris Thompson
April 28, 2021
MLB
Congratulations To The 19 Far-Flung Fans Who Can Now Stream Nationals Games
140
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Chris Thompson
April 1, 2021
MLB
Baseball’s Off To A Strong Start
100
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Patrick Redford
April 1, 2021
MLB
An Ode To The Nats, Wing Wednesday, And The Best Baseball Season Of My Life
79
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Dave McKenna
October 30, 2020
MLB
A Shitty Regional Sports Network Is Destroying My Enthusiasm For Baseball
203
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Chris Thompson
September 15, 2020
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