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Chris Thompson
September 23, 2024
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James Wood Sounds Like A Happy Future
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Chris Thompson
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MLB
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Chris Thompson
August 13, 2024
MLB
Merry James Wood Day To All Who Celebrate
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Chris Thompson
July 1, 2024
MLB
The Padres And Nationals Manufactured A Thrilling Summertime Rivalry Out Of Nothing At All
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Chris Thompson
June 26, 2024
MLB
Please Give Us James Wood Now, Before Joey Gallo’s Shoulder Un-Kerplodes
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Chris Thompson
May 10, 2024
MLB
That Time A D.C. Prep School Cast Away Nats Phenom James Wood
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Dave McKenna
March 29, 2024
MLB
Mark Lerner Loses His Appetite For Sentiment, Pulls The Plug On Stephen Strasburg’s Retirement Send-Off
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Chris Thompson
September 8, 2023
MLB
Let’s Remember A Time When Stephen Strasburg Enjoyed Playing Baseball
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Chris Thompson
August 25, 2023
MLB
The Nationals Finally Managed To Retain Some Guys
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Chris Thompson
August 22, 2023
MLB
Elly De La Cruz Is The Guy
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Ray Ratto
July 6, 2023
MLB
Davey Martinez: Look At This Photograph
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Lauren Theisen
June 15, 2023
MLB
Extremely Depressing Report: Stephen Strasburg’s Body Is A Wreck
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Albert Burneko
June 4, 2023
MLB
It’s Time For The Marlins And Nats To Be Their Most Diabolical
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Lauren Theisen
September 29, 2022
MLB
At Least The Nationals Are Finding Novel Ways To Suck
69
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Ray Ratto
August 24, 2022
MLB
You Can Only Win A Trade For Juan Soto
153
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 2, 2022
MLB
What Sort Of Person Wants To Own A Baseball Team Without Juan Soto On It?
107
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David Roth
July 28, 2022
MLB
Nationals, I Beg You, Please Do Not Trade This Puke Man Who Makes Me Barf
88
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Chris Thompson
July 27, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto Plays For The Hot Stove Now
68
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Lauren Theisen
July 26, 2022
MLB
Everyone In This Story Is A Clown!
172
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
July 25, 2022
MLB
Simply Become A Juan Soto Fan
133
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Albert Burneko
July 20, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto Is For Sale
144
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Chris Thompson
July 17, 2022
MLB
To Jump Or Not To Jump, That Is The Question
118
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Chris Thompson
July 8, 2022
MLB
Juan Soto’s Season Has Been A Huge Bummer
64
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Chris Thompson
June 21, 2022
MLB
Let Joan Adon Chase Immortality, You Cowards
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Ray Ratto
June 9, 2022
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