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You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk
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Albert Burneko
December 21, 2023
Capital
Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man!
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Albert Burneko
December 1, 2023
The Machines
Here’s $75, Give Me One Frosty Tesla Cyberbeer Please GZZT MZZZZT ZZZZZTT ERROR ERROR FATAL ERROR
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2023
Arts And Culture
Not Even The Patron Stooge Of Fawning Biographies Can Make Elon Musk Look Good
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James Robins
September 22, 2023
The Machines
Get A Load Of This Sorry Piece Of Crap
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Albert Burneko
February 23, 2023
The Machines
How Not To Interrogate The Ethics Of Tesla’s Busted Autopilot Technology
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Albert Burneko
January 20, 2023
Stories
I Was Almost Elon Musk’s Twitter Voice
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Alan Hanson
January 12, 2023
The Machines
Please Enjoy Two Videos Of Elon Musk’s Obviously Bad Ideas Failing
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Albert Burneko
January 9, 2022
Science
To Truly Appreciate The Elon Musk Tunnel Footage, You Must Hear It Set To Music
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Albert Burneko
April 9, 2021
Science
Truck Ugly
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Albert Burneko
February 22, 2021
Science
No Points For Guessing That Elon Musk’s Miami Traffic Solution Is Dumber Than Shit
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Albert Burneko
January 19, 2021