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charismatic megafauna (they/them)

Sabrina Imbler

A picture taken on September 6, 2021 shows the reconstruction of the face of the oldest Neanderthal found in the Netherlands, nicknamed Krijn, on display at the National Museum of Antiquities in Leiden. - - Netherlands OUT (Photo by Bart Maat / ANP / AFP) / Netherlands OUT (Photo by BART MAAT/ANP/AFP via Getty Images)

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Would You Want This Guy As Your Dentist?

a spotted ratfish, which is a brownish fish with white spots and a white spot between its eyes

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Why Not Have A Rod Of Teeth On Your Forehead For Sex Reasons?

CT scan of the front of a skate, showing the hard, tooth-like denticles on its skin (shown in orange)

The “Tooth Hurty” Joke Has Its Origins In Ancient, Armored Fish

an illustration by Ray Troll depicting a gigantic spike-toothed salmon overpowering a fisherman

Meet The Extremely Metal Spike-Toothed Salmon

A female Tasmanian Devil yawns in an enclosure at the Night Safari Singapore nocturnal zoo in Singapore o

What If You Kept Your Baby Teeth Your Entire Life?

Bone-Eating Worms Apparently Also Freaks For Teeth

A paleoart illustration of the pterosaur Balaenognathus maeuseri, showing a creature with a long bill that tapers to a flat end, lots of tiny verticle teeth, and a red beady eye staring out from an orange and blue face.

Now That’s What I Call Teeth!

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