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Soccer
Brutally Late Goalie Boner Costs Girona In Champions League Debut
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Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 19, 2024
Soccer
PSG And Barcelona Turned A Champions League Feast Into A Soggy Appetizer
33
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 18, 2024
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Soccer
Kylian Mbappé Is Taking The Champions League One On One
44
Comments
Billy Haisley
March 6, 2024
Soccer
Will Kylian Mbappé’s PSG Have Enough Time?
27
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 15, 2023
Soccer
Group F’s Final Matchday Was A Chaotic Grindhouse
40
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
December 14, 2023
Soccer
Newcastle Roared To Champions League Life
52
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 5, 2023
Soccer
Neymar To Become The Latest And Saddest Passenger On The Saudi Gravy Train
248
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 14, 2023
Soccer
Kylian Mbappé Wants To Leave A PSG He Couldn’t Make His Own
60
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 12, 2022
Soccer
If An Overhead Kick Is Scored In Paris, Does It Make A Sound?
39
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
PSG Is Such A Waste
51
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 12, 2022
Soccer
The World No Longer Belongs To Ronaldo And Messi
118
Comments
Billy Haisley
March 16, 2022
Soccer
How On Earth Is Luka Modric Still Doing This?
53
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 10, 2022
Soccer
Paris Belongs To Kylian Mbappé
30
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 16, 2022
Soccer
The Totally Insane Story About The Attacked PSG Player Has Only Gotten More Insane
129
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 16, 2021
Soccer
PSG Is A Work In Progress
49
Comments
Billy Haisley
September 29, 2021
Soccer
A Thing Of Beauty Is A Joy Forever, My Man John Keats Said That
114
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 12, 2021
Soccer
Savor The Rich Notes Of PSG’s Latest Champions League Meltdown
68
Comments
Patrick Redford
April 29, 2021
Soccer
Kylian Mbappé Is Just Too Much
78
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
February 17, 2021
Soccer
It’s Happening To Neymar Again
113
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 12, 2021
Soccer
Neymar Is Finally The Best Player In The World
55
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 10, 2020
Ligue 1
Neymar Claims Opponent Called Him “Monkey Motherfucker” During Fracas That Produced 5 Red Cards
25
Comments
Tom Ley
September 14, 2020
Ligue 1
PSG Lose Season Opener Thanks To Goalie Boner And Disease-Ridden Partying
52
Comments
Billy Haisley
September 11, 2020