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Neymar To Become The Latest And Saddest Passenger On The Saudi Gravy Train
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Billy Haisley
August 14, 2023
Soccer
Kylian Mbappé Wants To Leave A PSG He Couldn’t Make His Own
60
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Billy Haisley
October 12, 2022
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
Buy Your Tickets Now →
Soccer
If An Overhead Kick Is Scored In Paris, Does It Make A Sound?
39
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
PSG Is Such A Waste
51
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Billy Haisley
April 12, 2022
Soccer
The World No Longer Belongs To Ronaldo And Messi
118
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Billy Haisley
March 16, 2022
Soccer
How On Earth Is Luka Modric Still Doing This?
53
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 10, 2022
Soccer
Paris Belongs To Kylian Mbappé
30
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Billy Haisley
February 16, 2022
Soccer
The Totally Insane Story About The Attacked PSG Player Has Only Gotten More Insane
129
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Billy Haisley
November 16, 2021
Soccer
PSG Is A Work In Progress
49
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Billy Haisley
September 29, 2021
Soccer
A Thing Of Beauty Is A Joy Forever, My Man John Keats Said That
114
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Billy Haisley
August 12, 2021
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