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The TSA Has Thwarted My Anti-Groping Strategy
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Lauren Theisen
January 8, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Has Anyone Seen My Balloons?
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Alex Pareene
February 17, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Life Lessons
How To Avoid Getting Groped By TSA While Trans
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Lauren Theisen
May 24, 2022
Life Lessons
This Is, As Far As I’m Concerned, The Greatest Airport Story Ever Told
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Drew Magary
April 19, 2022
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Point/Counterpoint: Checking Bags At The Airport
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Kalyn Kahler
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
April 4, 2022