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Lauren Theisen

This picture taken on November 13, 2023 shows a view of interior of the pilot cockpit and flight deck of a Boeing 777-9 jetliner aircraft

Life's Rich Pageant

“Strong Fish Smell In Cabin,” And Other Pilot-To-Ground Texts

<p>Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including <em>Point B</em>. Handsomest man in the world.</p>


Drew Magary

Airplane cabin with in flight entertainment screens lit up, jetblue, New York.

Jamboroo

After The Redeye

Passengers wait in the TSA screening line

The Machines

The TSA Has Thwarted My Anti-Groping Strategy

Alex Pareene

View, looking up, at a bunch of balloons released above Christopher Street (between Hudson and Bleeker streets) during the annual New York City Pride March, New York, New York, June 24, 1979. (Photo by Suzanne Poli/Getty Images)

This Is So Stupid

Has Anyone Seen My Balloons?

Airline passengers wait at a TSA checkpoint

Life Lessons

How To Avoid Getting Groped By TSA While Trans

COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA - MARCH 01: A plane sits on the tarmac at a South Carolina airport on March 01, 2020 in Columbia, South Carolina. As concerns grow about the spread of the Coronavirus, many travelers are altering their plans which has affected companies in the travel industry. The NYSE Arca Airline Index, which tracks airlines in North America and Latin America, was down 20 percent last week with American Airlines shares falling 7.7 percent. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

This Is, As Far As I’m Concerned, The Greatest Airport Story Ever Told

Kalyn Kahler

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Airline passengers wearing face masks wait to collect bags from a baggage carousel at the Harry Reid International Airport (LAS) on January 2, 2022 in Las Vegas, California. - Americans returning home from holiday travel had to battle another day of airport chaos on January 2, with more than 2,000 flights cancelled due to bad weather or airline staffing woes sparked by a surge in Covid cases. (Photo by Patrick T. FALLON / AFP) (Photo by PATRICK T. FALLON/AFP via Getty Images)