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A Unified Theory Of Deep-Sea Fish Aesthetics; Or, The Deeper You Go The Cuter They Get
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Sabrina Imbler
August 17, 2023
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More Like Chunkleosteus
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March 6, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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A Modest Proposal: Eat Some Of Your Children, For The Antioxidants
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Sabrina Imbler
November 9, 2022
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Let Us Celebrate Bubulle, The Goldfish That Flunked
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Sabrina Imbler
November 4, 2022
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I Wish We Didn’t Know About the Heaviest Bony Fish Ever Found
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October 21, 2022
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Welcome To Jurassic Puke
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Sabrina Imbler
September 20, 2022
