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There’s Big News In Necks

July 29, 2026
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Orcas Are Kerploding Sunfish Into A Thousand Pieces

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What The Fuck Is Happening With This Fish

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Finally! An Ancient Fish That Understood Life’s Terrors

February 22, 2026
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Why Not Have A Rod Of Teeth On Your Forehead For Sex Reasons?

September 11, 2025
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The “Tooth Hurty” Joke Has Its Origins In Ancient, Armored Fish

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What Did She See, At The End?

February 11, 2025
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Blob-Headed Fish Sets New Standard Of Fishy Blobbiness

December 20, 2024
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This Fish Has A Leg Up On The Competition

September 26, 2024
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This Parasite Has Become A Full-Time Booger

March 14, 2024
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The Twilight Chorus That Can Be Heard 18,000 Feet Under The Sea

March 13, 2024
Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is A Horny Fish Jumping Competition

October 26, 2023
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A Unified Theory Of Deep-Sea Fish Aesthetics; Or, The Deeper You Go The Cuter They Get

August 17, 2023
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More Like Chunkleosteus

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A Modest Proposal: Eat Some Of Your Children, For The Antioxidants

November 9, 2022
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Let Us Celebrate Bubulle, The Goldfish That Flunked

November 4, 2022
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I Wish We Didn’t Know About the Heaviest Bony Fish Ever Found

October 21, 2022
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Welcome To Jurassic Puke

September 20, 2022