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This Is Just A Terrible Time To Be James Rodríguez
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Tom Ley
September 21, 2021
Soccer
Fans Make It All So Much Better
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Billy Haisley
August 16, 2021
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Soccer
You Can Always Rely On Soccer’s Coaching Carousel To Produce Humiliations And Threats Of Violence
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Ray Ratto
June 28, 2021
Soccer
Carlo Ancelotti Goes Back To Normal
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Tom Ley
June 1, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League’s Top Four Race Is Going To Be Nuts
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 5, 2021
Soccer
I Want To Hug And Kiss James Rodríguez’s Left Foot
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Tom Ley
January 13, 2021
Soccer
Merseyside Derby Proves That VAR Gets It Wrong Even When It Gets It Right
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 19, 2020
Soccer
Everton’s Dominic Calvert-Lewin Is Making The Leap
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 9, 2020
Soccer
VAR And The New Handball Rule Form A Two-Headed Monster That Is Terrorizing The Premier League
121
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 28, 2020
Soccer
James Rodríguez Is Perfect For Everton, Because He’s Bigger Than Everton
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 14, 2020
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