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Ray Ratto
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Soccer
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Albert Burneko
September 30, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League Top Four Race Is Wide Open Thanks To Jorginho’s Boner
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 13, 2021
Soccer
Savor The Rich Notes Of PSG’s Latest Champions League Meltdown
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Patrick Redford
April 29, 2021
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Patrick Redford
April 27, 2021
Soccer
PSG Lost When It Should’ve Won After Winning When It Should’ve Lost, And Still Won Anyway
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 14, 2021
Soccer
Bayern Munich Looks Set To Steamroll Europe Again
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October 22, 2020
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