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Dayot Upamecano Lived A Defender’s Worst Nightmare
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Patrick Redford
April 12, 2023
Champions League
Paris Ain’t Germane (To The Discussion Of Possible Champions League Winners)
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Albert Burneko
March 9, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Soccer
Barcelona’s Latest Moral Victory Is Only As Good As Its Next Actual Victory
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Billy Haisley
September 15, 2022
Soccer
Pedri Did Everything Right, Except For The Most Important Thing
35
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Albert Burneko
September 14, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Konrad Laimer Is The Perfect Destroyer
14
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 22, 2022
Soccer
Sadio Mané Helped Build A Liverpool That No Longer Needed Him
30
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 27, 2022
Soccer
It Wasn’t Pretty, But Villarreal Closed Out Bayern Munich
44
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 13, 2022
Soccer
Villarreal Took The Game To Bayern Munich, And Won
26
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 7, 2022
Soccer
Salzburg Made Things Easy For Bayern Munich
27
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 8, 2022
Soccer
Sergiño Dest Is Probably Moving On Up From Barcelona And It Feels Terrible
65
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Patrick Redford
December 23, 2021
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