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Chris Thompson

Patrick Beverley: Making My Team Look Bad Is An Act Of Cowardice

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

A La Salle light up L with a smoke machine

College Basketball

Behold The Glory Of The La Salle University Smoke Machine

The Pelicans Are Running Out Of Time For Zion Williamson To Save Them

Upon Further Review, Several Rockets Goobers Screwed Up A Triple-Double

Giri Nathan

Jonas Valanciunas Is A Three-Point Shooter Now, Because Why The Hell Not?

Several Rockets Goobers Work Together To Manufacture A Triple-Double

These Gutsy 76ers Need And Deserve A Hero

Steph Curry Only Needed One Good Hip To Kick Cleveland’s Ass

Never Change, LaMelo

At Least One Of These Struggling Eastern Conference Teams Truly Stinks. It’s Math!

Albert Burneko

Here Are Some Young NBA Players Who Are Butt

Imagine Adding Klay Thompson To This!

Ricky damn Rubio led the Cavaliers to an impressive road win.

Just What The Hell Is Going On With The Cavaliers?

Patrick Redford

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - AUGUST 09: Gary Payton II of the Golden State Warriors brings the ball up the court against the Orlando Magic during the 2021 NBA Summer League at the Thomas & Mack Center on August 9, 2021 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The Magic defeated the Warriors 91-89 in overtime. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

The Warriors Are Riding High Off The Gary Payton II Experience

The Crackdown On Unnatural Motions Is Working

The Pacers Deserve A Break

BenWatch: Ben Back, But Bicycling

David Roth

This is Jim Breuer performing at the New York Comedy Club in 2016, but the photo is taken from far enough away that you can pretend it's someone funnier.

Podcasts

Engagement Versus Laughter And Other Comedy Dilemmas, With Christian Finnegan

Russell Westbrook Was A Mess

Nicholas Russell is a writer from Las Vegas.

Nicholas Russell

Running Towards Nothing

Marvin Bagley is fouled by both Zion Williamson and Jaxson Hayes in a '19-20 NBA game no one on earth remembers.

Entering Marvin Bagley III Mode, With Patrick Redford

Louis Keene is a writer for the Forward and the creator of <a href="http://unstatable.com">Unstatable</a>, a newsletter about the Clippers. He’s on Twitter <a href="http://twitter.com/thislouis">@thislouis.</a>

Louis Keene

The late Malik Sealy and Brent Barry at a Los Angeles Clippers game in the Arrowhead Pond, in 1997.

25 Years Ago, The Clippers Came Closer To Moving To Anaheim Than Anyone Knew

Russell Westbrook Has The Eye On Him

BenWatch: Ben Simmons Is Once Again Physically Located In Philadelphia

Ray Ratto

Ben Simmons #25 of the Philadelphia 76ers calls out a play against the Atlanta Hawks during the first half of game 6 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals.

Don’t Trade Ben Simmons, But Also What Would You Take For Him?

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