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How To Drink Alone, The Madison Avenue Way

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All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting

<p>Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including <em>Point B</em>. Handsomest man in the world.</p>


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There Are A Million Ways To Avoid Calling Yourself An Alcoholic

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How To Make Nocino, The Black Potion That Is Summer’s Ode To Winter

Custom official destroys seized bottles of liquor, previously smuggled into Pakistan during an ceremony organized by customs to destroy seized alcohol and drugs smuggled into Pakistan, on the outskirts of Quetta on December 15, 2020.   (Photo by Banaras KHAN / AFP) (Photo by BANARAS KHAN/AFP via Getty Images)

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There’s No “Best” Time To Quit Drinking

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