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Robert Lewandowski Now Has 2 Adult Sons

6:14 PM EDT on September 18, 2020

Robert Lewandowski

(Photo by Alexander Hassenstein/Getty Images)

Bayern Munich beat Schalke 8-0 in the Bundesliga today, and the particulars of the game were somehow more humiliating for Schalke than the scoreline suggests. Look at what Robert Lewandowski did to these two scrubs, who are now legally his children:

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