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Window Shopping: Is Enzo Fernández Worth A Record-Breaking Transfer?
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 6, 2023
Soccer
At Least We Have Arsenal Back
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Billy Haisley
December 27, 2022
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128
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Albert Burneko
November 17, 2022
Soccer
All Of Everton’s Paths To Success Run Through Alex Iwobi
51
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Billy Haisley
October 25, 2022
Soccer
Mohamed Salah Is The Difference
78
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 16, 2022
Soccer
Why Can’t This Be Arsenal’s Year To Win The League?
114
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Patrick Redford
October 5, 2022
Soccer
Thomas Tuchel Wore Out Another Welcome
123
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Ray Ratto
September 7, 2022
English Premier League
VAR Isn’t The Only Way To Piss Away A Game
79
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Ray Ratto
September 4, 2022
Soccer
The Erling Haaland Show Has Only Just Begun
71
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Billy Haisley
August 29, 2022
Soccer
Newcastle United Is Betting Big On Alexander Isak
33
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Billy Haisley
August 26, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Lucas Paquetá Does It All
15
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 26, 2022
Soccer
Leeds United, America’s Premier League Team, Is Flying
71
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Patrick Redford
August 22, 2022
Soccer
Newcastle United Is Almost There
61
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 22, 2022
Soccer
Cut It Out, Kevin
62
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 21, 2022
Soccer
Wilfried Zaha Is The Mid-Table King
42
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 21, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Houssem Aouar Is Going Where??
23
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 19, 2022
Soccer
Please Keep Christian Pulisic Away From Manchester United
99
Comments
Ray Ratto
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Peter Drury Is The Premier League’s Poet Laureate
49
Comments
Jason Jeong
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Darwin Núñez, Sir, You Got Owned
97
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Tom Ley
August 16, 2022
Soccer
Hallelujah, Gabriel Jesus Has Returned!
39
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Who Needs Goals When You’ve Got Managers Fighting?
84
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Life Is Good When Manchester United Is This Awful
144
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Manchester United Is So Pitiful That I Almost Feel Bad
127
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
Manchester City Is Already Evolving Around Erling Haaland
71
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 8, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Is It Cuckoo To Spend €65 Million On Marc Cucurella?
48
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 5, 2022
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