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Impressive Bolts Victory Delayed By Impressive Bolts

It has long been my understanding that the highest purpose of a sturdy roof is to keep out inclement weather, and lightning, to me, is among the most inclement of all weathers. Am I to understand that the roof over my head as I type my blogs will not stop a bolt of lightning from causing me to explode like an unkempt and out-of-shape cherry bomb?

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Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

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Fusion Researchers Achieve Energy Breakthrough Capable Of Almost Powering One Easy-Bake Oven

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What Earthquakes Can Teach Us In The Search For Extraterrestrial Life

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The Billionaires Did It. They Made Spaceflight Uncool.

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Can I Point You To The Dew Point?

Life Lessons
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You Call This Going To Space, Jeff Bezos?

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Is Lightning A Fraud? Sadly, Yes [Update]

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Please, Brood X Cicadas, I Beg You, Shut The Fuck Up

Animals
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It Is Not Yet Tomato Time, Blasphemers

Chefector
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Terrifying New Record Achieved In Humanity’s Quest To Manufacture A Literal Star

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Leave Tardigrades Alone!

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Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature

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Could This Farting Bug With “Senator” In Its Scientific Name Release Me From This Waking Nightmare? An Investigation

Senators Week
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Barkeep, A Glass Of Your Finest Chemolithotroph Peepee, If You Please

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Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

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To Truly Appreciate The Elon Musk Tunnel Footage, You Must Hear It Set To Music

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Imagine The Awesome Face-Annihilating Powers Of The Antimatter-Freezing Laser

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If Scientists Are To Use Tokamak Rockets To Send Man To Mars, They Must Agree To Use My Face As The Launch Pad

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Which Teams Will Be The First Lost To Climate Change?

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