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Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation

Swingman Kyle Kuzma of the Washington Wizards—handsome fellow, frontiersman of emerging fashion trends, haver of a negative net rating despite starting for a team with a winning record—arrived for his team’s Monday matchup with the visiting Charlotte Hornets wearing a warm pink sweater with some unusual dimensions. The Wizards would go on to absorb just […]

NBA
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How The Internet Works

Science
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Impressive Bolts Victory Delayed By Impressive Bolts

Science
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Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

Science
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Fusion Researchers Achieve Energy Breakthrough Capable Of Almost Powering One Easy-Bake Oven

Science
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What Earthquakes Can Teach Us In The Search For Extraterrestrial Life

Science
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The Billionaires Did It. They Made Spaceflight Uncool.

Science
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Can I Point You To The Dew Point?

Life Lessons
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You Call This Going To Space, Jeff Bezos?

Science
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Is Lightning A Fraud? Sadly, Yes [Update]

Science
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Please, Brood X Cicadas, I Beg You, Shut The Fuck Up

Animals
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It Is Not Yet Tomato Time, Blasphemers

Chefector
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Terrifying New Record Achieved In Humanity’s Quest To Manufacture A Literal Star

Science
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Leave Tardigrades Alone!

Science
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Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature

Science
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Could This Farting Bug With “Senator” In Its Scientific Name Release Me From This Waking Nightmare? An Investigation

Senators Week
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Barkeep, A Glass Of Your Finest Chemolithotroph Peepee, If You Please

Science
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Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

Science
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To Truly Appreciate The Elon Musk Tunnel Footage, You Must Hear It Set To Music

Science
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Imagine The Awesome Face-Annihilating Powers Of The Antimatter-Freezing Laser

Science
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