Skip to Content
Subscribe
Log In
Menu
Search
Search
Crosswords
NFL
NBA
NHL
WNBA
Soccer
Podcasts
Arts And Culture
Politics
Science
About Us
Send Us A Tip (News)
Send Us A Tip ($)
Merch Shop
How To Pitch Defector
How To Comment On Defector
Defector Freelancer Policies, Created In Partnership With The National Writers Union
Crossword Submission Guidelines
Masthead
Defector Hall of Fame
Log In
Subscribe
Defector X (formerly Twitter)
Defector Twitch
Defector Bluesky
NHL
Topics
NFL
NBA
NHL
Soccer
Arts And Culture
Capital
Podcasts
Creaturefector
Chefector
Senators Week
Former Senator Zdeno Chara Present For Caps-Rangers Tom Wilson War
107
Comments
Barry Petchesky
May 6, 2021
Senators Week
Shane Pinto’s First Career Goal Highlights Sens’ Beatdown Of Habs
18
Comments
Lauren Theisen
May 6, 2021
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Senators Week
Who Was Lady Byng, And What Was Her Deal?
130
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
May 5, 2021
Senators Week
When Dominik Hasek Was A Senator, Everything Went Wrong
78
Comments
Lauren Theisen
May 5, 2021
Senators Week
What Has Guy Boucher Been Up To Since His Players Joked In A Car About How Much The Senators Sucked?
64
Comments
Samer Kalaf
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
The Original Ottawa Senators Were Winners, But Their Uniforms Were Not
75
Comments
Dan McQuade
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Tom Wilson Lightly Disciplined For Breaching Decorum, Much Like When The U.S. Senate Censured Francophobic Massachusetts Federalist Timothy Pickering
93
Comments
Lauren Theisen
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Which U.S. Senator Would Most Thoroughly Be Obliterated By A Single Check From Brady Tkachuk?
221
Comments
David Roth
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Sens Prolong Jets’ Woes With Thrilling, Tenacious 2-1 Win
46
Comments
Lauren Theisen
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
How Could You Not Like The Drake?
21
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
May 3, 2021
NHL
The Senators’ “Baby Giraffe” Could Be The Answer
27
Comments
Barry Petchesky
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
The Ottawa Senators Have Even Failed At Truly Sucking
33
Comments
Ray Ratto
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
Sens Rookie Josh Norris Tries To Bring “Competitiveness Every Game”
21
Comments
Lauren Theisen
May 3, 2021
NHL
Here’s Chris Chelios Fighting A Bunch Of Legends, Because Why Not
96
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 28, 2021
NHL
Old Man Zdeno Chara Keeps Trying To Beat Up Matt Martin
88
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 28, 2021
NHL
There Is Now Only One Thing I Want From This Weird NHL Season, And I Want It More Than Anything
42
Comments
Barry Petchesky
April 25, 2021
NHL
The Blue Jackets Have Broken Poor Elvis Merzlikins
58
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 23, 2021
NHL
The Canadiens Made A Big Bet On Josh Anderson, And It’s Winning Them Games
36
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 22, 2021
NHL
You Can Only Contain Connor McDavid For So Long
38
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 20, 2021
NHL
I’ve Seen Anthony Mantha Do This Before, And You Won’t Like What Comes Next
53
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 19, 2021
NHL
The Canucks Aren’t Ready For Their Comeback
90
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 15, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Everyone Reading This Beat Writer’s Insanely Worded Tweet Understands It Completely. Or At Least Is Capable Of Understanding Written Language.
200
Comments
Albert Burneko
April 14, 2021
NHL
The Predators Are Winning Like Crazy Just To Tread Water
31
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 14, 2021
NHL
David Rittich Forgot He Blue Himself
35
Comments
Barry Petchesky
April 14, 2021
NHL
Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings
76
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 13, 2021
Newer
Older
