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The College Football Season Already Has A Fake Fake Punt And A Puke-Six
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Kelsey McKinney
September 2, 2022
College Football
Cock-Up Over Gamecock Means South Carolina Must Rename Its Rooster
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August 25, 2022
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Death To The NCAA
Michigan Could Barely Even Manage To Boot An Asshole Without A Contract
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Lauren Theisen
August 7, 2022
Podcasts
The Bigger Big Ten And The Soul Of A Michigan Man, With Ben Mathis-Lilley
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David Roth
July 7, 2022
College Football
There’s Only So Much Room In The Lifeboat
232
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Ray Ratto
July 6, 2022
Death To The NCAA
What Did These Morons Think Was Going To Happen?
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Patrick Redford
May 5, 2022
College Basketball
Cue The Smoke Machine! La Salle Has Hired A 73-Year-Old Basketball Coach
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Dan McQuade
April 5, 2022
College Basketball
Men’s College Basketball Isn’t Played In Quarters Because Some Coaches Got Upset In 1954
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Dan McQuade
April 5, 2022
College Basketball
Coach K’s 30 NCAA Tournament Losses, Ranked From Delightful To Even More Delightful
238
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Robert Weintraub
April 1, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Losing Teams In The NCAA Tournament Should Get To Deface The Coca-Cola Logo
135
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Dan McQuade
March 30, 2022
College Basketball
Shaheen Holloway Makes This Face A Lot
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Dan McQuade
March 28, 2022
College Basketball
More Like Ain’t Peter’s
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Dan McQuade
March 28, 2022
College Basketball
Holy Heck, Saint Peter’s Won Again
125
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Dan McQuade
March 26, 2022
College Basketball
Can Saint Peter’s Really Keep This Going?
138
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Dan McQuade
March 25, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Here’s What Was In Some Grambling State Administrators’ Inboxes After They Tried To Hire Art Briles
207
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Kelsey McKinney
March 23, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Will Wade Just Couldn’t Help Himself
100
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Ray Ratto
March 13, 2022
Death To The NCAA
The Whole World Got Together To Watch Coach K Eat Shit
292
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Tom Ley
March 6, 2022
College Football
Ohio State’s ‘No Hoodies’ PowerPoint Is Mostly Football Coachspeak Hogwash
360
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Diana Moskovitz
February 24, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Fine, I Will Coach The University Of Texas Football Team
118
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Kelsey McKinney
February 3, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
University Of Michigan Ousts President After Oafish Flirtations With Subordinate Come To Light
222
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Lauren Theisen
January 16, 2022
College Football
Football Doesn’t Love You Back
235
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Samer Kalaf
January 2, 2022
College Basketball
Rutgers Finally Hit Some Threes, Including One Really Big One, To Beat Purdue
42
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Dan McQuade
December 10, 2021
College Basketball
Behold The Glory Of The La Salle University Smoke Machine
166
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Dan McQuade
December 8, 2021
College Football
Manny Diaz Is A Fitting Casualty Of College Football’s Grinder
85
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Luis Paez-Pumar
December 6, 2021
College Football
The Fake Slide Is A Logical Result Of The QB Slide Rule
144
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Dan McQuade
December 5, 2021
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